I think she's pretty, and I don't think I'd have the strength to do what she did, and stand up there beside him like that. The press conference, if I was the wife, would go something like....
"I am deeply sorry for all of the hurt and pain that I have caused this nation, my supporters, and most importantly, my family. Over the course of the next few months I have a lot of work to do in repairing my marriage, my car, my golf clubs, my favorite leather couch, my suits, all of my handmade fishing lures, the dresser I spent three months making with my own two hands, my pool table, my dart board, and all the other things I loved and cared about that my wife is currently home destroying. I am deeply grateful that she has chosen to stay by my side, and is allowing me one meal a day. Her kindness in removing only one of my testicles is, well, more than I ever could have expected. Using a sharp knife instead of the originally planned spoon, goes to show what a deeply compassionate and forgiving person she truly is. While I can't expect the people of this great nation, or you the members of the press, to ever respect or look upon me the same again, I hope you will help respect our family's right to heal in the months that are to follow, because I'm pretty sure she's going to break my knee caps when I get home. Thank you, and again, I am so very sorry. And so very scared."