Not With a Bang but a Whimper. . .

[Tecumsehsbones]

Jussie Smollett was just sentenced. 150 days in jail, $25,000 fine, $120,000 in restitution to the City of Chicago.

PROTIP: When setting up a fake crime to try to rejuvenate your failing career, DON'T pay your henchmen by cheque!

 

[harrylee]

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, for sure.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, for sure.

He'll need one in the Cook County lockup.

 

[petros]

He'll need one in the Cook County lockup.

Yup. The racist white guys will be coming for that one.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Yup. The racist white guys will be coming for that one.

Oh, I don't think there'll be much of a racial issue.

Everybody'll want a piece of dear Jussie. . .

 

[petros]

His black life won't matter?

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

His black life won't matter?

His black life is pretty much gonna suck for five months.

 

[petros]

5 months give and take.

 

[B00Mer]

Who thinks he’s going to commit suicide??

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Jussie Smollett was just sentenced. 150 days in jail, $25,000 fine, $120,000 in restitution to the City of Chicago.

PROTIP: When setting up a fake crime to try to rejuvenate your failing career, DON'T pay your henchmen by cheque!

He should have used a credit card like the criminals on Forensic Files.

 

[B00Mer]

So thankful Jussie Smollett’s attacker was sent to jail today.

 

[B00Mer]

 

[B00Mer]

 

[spaminator]

 

[B00Mer]

 

[B00Mer]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1502944226388062208

 

[petros]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1502944226388062208

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1502944226388062208

He is being institutionalized.

 

[harrylee]

He's black?

Next you will be telling me he's gay.........

 

[harrylee]