New - old element

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Rob J Whitney
March 28, 2019
Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.
It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.
 
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It is funny time . . . we follow '' Governmentium '', we investing money in the CERN / LHC project,
we search dark matter, dark energy, black holes, wormholes, gravitons, tetraquarks, pentaquarks,
we develop new string theories . . . and all this thanks to three theories: QM + SRT and GRT
 

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Ah, the basis for the understanding of the whole universe - The Tax Payer!

2 +2 =3 when they pay you and 2 +2 = 5 when they collect!
 
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About quantum duality
Two explorers arrived in Australia; the first ever from Europe. One of the first things they saw was a Kangaroo. One said, "That's the biggest Rabbit I ever saw!" But then when they looked closer, they discovered it was a marsupial, and decided it was a big opossum. So the decided that when it was hopping it was a rabbit, but when it was giving birth it was an opossum. They went home and told their friends about the dual nature of the animals in Australia that sometimes behave like rabbits and sometimes like opossums. Now it just so happened that they took a native Australian home with them, and hoping that he could shed some light on the dual nature of the animals in his homeland, they showed him a rabbit and an opossum. Then they asked him if the big animals that they saw hopping around in Australia were rabbits or opossums. He looked at them and laughed, saying "They aren't rabbits, mate, and they aren't opossums, they are Kangaroos." Has anybody ever heard of a wavicle duality?
/ By Dave Alexander /
 

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