Nekkid Radio

[Murphy]

Nekkid Radio

I was in the ‘all together’,
Sittin’ on the John,
When this cra-zy urge, it hit me,
Why not sing along?

Sing along to all the music
And no one will ever know
That I’m nekkid in the bathroom
With online radio!

You can dance and you can hum
You can air guitar and drum
You can even drink your fill
You’re just expressin’ your free will!

The fact that you’re nudey-nekkid
Is between the Internets and you
Or have you tweeted Justin Trudeau
And showed him your tattoo?

You can sing off key like Yoko
Lyin’ nekkid on the floor
Just remember to keep the curtains closed
Or you’ll scare the kids next door!

- Murphy

 

[Danbones]

not bad Murph...not bad

i found a toilet paper roller radio on the side of the road once when I was a kid
just once
I'd like to say it was ..ahem, an old "TUBE" radio
but no...
heh heh,
it was made of genuine transistors

 

[Murphy]

For years I used this roll of paper someone left in our outhouse to write shopping lists and do my homework, but the paper run out and I haven't been able to find any since. I tried Staples, but all their paper comes in sheets.

 

[darkbeaver]

Those kids next door will gather your firewood. hopefully.

 

[Danbones]

For years I used this roll of paper someone left in our outhouse to write shopping lists and do my homework, but the paper run out and I haven't been able to find any since. I tried Staples, but all their paper comes in sheets.

They say left over promo pics, of Hitlary, and magazine covers that had her winning the election, are softer and kinder to your behind then then toilet paper is

 

[Murphy]

I don't know about toilet paper (?), but mama always had rags and a bucket of soapy water on the ground outside the outhouse.