My Wife Just Bought a Christmas Tree!!

[Hoof Hearted]

...and I'm going to decorate it with my ornaments!!

Oh, dear! I sincerely apologize if I've offended anyone! What I meant to say was...

I'm going to dangle my balls all over my wife's Festive Bush!!

(Phew! That was better!)

 

[Dixie Cup]

...and I'm going to decorate it with my ornaments!!

Oh, dear! I sincerely apologize if I've offended anyone! What I meant to say was...

I'm going to dangle my balls all over my wife's Festive Bush!!

(Phew! That was better!)

LMAO - thanks for my laugh of the day!!

 

[spaminator]

My Wife Just Bought a Christmas Tree!!

 

[Cannuck]

Happy holidays

 

[Hoof Hearted]

Thanks Dixie Cup!

I wrote that joke many Moons ago. I post it every year on my sites just for a laugh!

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

...and I'm going to decorate it with my ornaments!!

Oh, dear! I sincerely apologize if I've offended anyone! What I meant to say was...

I'm going to dangle my balls all over my wife's Festive Bush!!

(Phew! That was better!)

Good one. It's always fun watching people trawling for a reason to be offended.

 

[Hoof Hearted]

Eureka!!

I just thought of an invention! You know how guys inevitably scratch their balls when they wake up naked?? Well, for the holiday season, how about selling a tiny hand-held...

Christmas Tree Ball Scratcher!!!

This could be bigger than Facebook! I'm gonna get right on it!!

 

[Danbones]

Careful people might think that's how the trees breed