My Wife Just Bought a Christmas Tree!!

Hoof Hearted

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...and I'm going to decorate it with my ornaments!!

Oh, dear! I sincerely apologize if I've offended anyone! What I meant to say was...

I'm going to dangle my balls all over my wife's Festive Bush!!

(Phew! That was better!) :)
 

Dixie Cup

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...and I'm going to decorate it with my ornaments!!

Oh, dear! I sincerely apologize if I've offended anyone! What I meant to say was...

I'm going to dangle my balls all over my wife's Festive Bush!!

(Phew! That was better!) :)



LMAO - thanks for my laugh of the day!!
 

spaminator

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My Wife Just Bought a Christmas Tree!!
 

Hoof Hearted

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Thanks Dixie Cup!

I wrote that joke many Moons ago. I post it every year on my sites just for a laugh! :)
 

Tecumsehsbones

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...and I'm going to decorate it with my ornaments!!

Oh, dear! I sincerely apologize if I've offended anyone! What I meant to say was...

I'm going to dangle my balls all over my wife's Festive Bush!!

(Phew! That was better!) :)

Good one. It's always fun watching people trawling for a reason to be offended.
 

Hoof Hearted

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Eureka!!

I just thought of an invention! You know how guys inevitably scratch their balls when they wake up naked?? Well, for the holiday season, how about selling a tiny hand-held...

Christmas Tree Ball Scratcher!!!

This could be bigger than Facebook! I'm gonna get right on it!!