Mountain Dew Turns Mice Into Jelly
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She looks so lonely, lol.
It's a date. Sans the jellied mice please, I'm not that kinky.
*puts the jellied mice back on the shelf*
What did you want instead of the mice.?
(from an episode of The Simpsons)
"Dental Plan!"
"Lisa Needs Braces!"
"Dental Plan!"
"Lisa Needs Braces!"
:lol:
I was busy working on my sleds.Where's Bear and his sexual innuendos?
I guess I'll have to dew.
Not yet. No ice on the lake.
There's big business in ice, but only during the holidays.
If you ate a mouse your stomach acid would dissolve it into component elements so your intestines can absorb the nutrients on a molecular level. Just to pull that together for everyone, your stomach acid is in your stomach. How can some sugar water hurt your stomach? Rot your teeth fo' sho' and maybe help you get diabetes but that's probably all it could do.
*puts the jellied mice back on the shelf*
What did you want instead of the mice.?
You know, it's always easier if I just list my turn offs, since it's a smaller list.
So here we go: Jellied mice in Mountain Dew.
Back to you.
Yes but you left me innuendo-less.
It was a lonely place.
That would be helpful. But I will always find a way to amuse myself regardless.
Although the way this winter is going, don't know how much of an ice season you might be seeing. It's like spring out there today.
It's quality, not quantity that counts.
Don't I know it!
Well she already knew where she sat on Bear...
You promised you'd never tell!
More Dew drops...
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I notice an article on the Globe and Mail's website, there is not enough acid in a can of Mountain Dew to dissolve a mouse.
However, if you read the article, that isn't actually what they claimed:
"As Dr. McGill explains, if a mouse is submerged in a fluid with the acidity of Mountain Dew, after 4 to 7 days in the fluid the mouse will have no calcium in its bones and bony structures, the mouse's abdominal structure will rupture, and its cranial cavity (head) is also likely to rupture... By 30 days of exposure to the fluid, all of the mouse's structures will disintegrate to the point where the structures (excepting possibly a portion of the tail) will not be recognizable and, therefore, the animal itself will not be recognizable. Instead, after 30 days in the fluid, the mouse will have been transformed into a 'jelly-like' substance."
That statement refers to a 'fluid with the acidity of Mountain Dew', which doesn't even address the question of whether it is the same acid or not, simply the same pH level, and furthermore, there is no mention of how much of this 'fluid' they are talking about. It's the kind of scientific claim that would only be used in a legal trial, hoping that whoever hears it doesn't actually understand what is being said and not said.
However, if you read the article, that isn't actually what they claimed:
"As Dr. McGill explains, if a mouse is submerged in a fluid with the acidity of Mountain Dew, after 4 to 7 days in the fluid the mouse will have no calcium in its bones and bony structures, the mouse's abdominal structure will rupture, and its cranial cavity (head) is also likely to rupture... By 30 days of exposure to the fluid, all of the mouse's structures will disintegrate to the point where the structures (excepting possibly a portion of the tail) will not be recognizable and, therefore, the animal itself will not be recognizable. Instead, after 30 days in the fluid, the mouse will have been transformed into a 'jelly-like' substance."
That statement refers to a 'fluid with the acidity of Mountain Dew', which doesn't even address the question of whether it is the same acid or not, simply the same pH level, and furthermore, there is no mention of how much of this 'fluid' they are talking about. It's the kind of scientific claim that would only be used in a legal trial, hoping that whoever hears it doesn't actually understand what is being said and not said.
