Meanwhile, in NDP politics...

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Pat Martin says tight underwear led him to leave seat during vote

NDP MP from Winnipeg says he had to leave seat in House of Commons because he can't sit for long




NDP MP Pat Martin had a somewhat uncomfortable explanation for a brief absence from his seat in the House of Commons on Thursday morning.

The Winnipeg Centre representative voted on a procedural motion to adjourn debate, then left his seat for a moment.

When Conservative MP Royal Galipeau asked deputy speaker Joe Comartin if a vote still counts if an MP leaves while it's being counted, Martin stood up to offer his explanation.

"I can blame it on a sale that was down at the Hudson's Bay [Company] – they had men's underwear on for half price. I bought a bunch that was clearly too small for me and I find it difficult to sit for any length of time," he said.

"I apologize if it was necessary for me to leave my seat briefly, but I did not mean to forfeit my right to vote."

After a mix of cheers, applause and laughter from the benches, Comartin was forced to rule on whether Martin's vote would count.

"Let me try to deal with this with at least some seriousness, we all understand that we have to be in our seats at the time the motion is read ... the member for Winnipeg Centre was in his seat at that time. He did step out of his chair for a very short time and was directed by me to sit down again," Comartin said.

"I didn't understand the explanation at the time, that he subsequently gave … can't say I really understand it at this point."

Comartin then said that since Martin was in his seat when the vote was read and also when he voted that his vote was able to stand.


http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/politics/p...r-led-him-to-leave-seat-during-vote-1.2963294


good fukking grief
 

SLM

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OMFG, are you kidding me? This was the best excuse he could come up with?

Why didn't he just say he had explosive diarrhea or something? :roll:

 

55Mercury

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May 31, 2007
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well, he can't just tell the speaker it's none of the house's fvcking business

so he offered up this kind of well-if-you-have-to-prod excuse, uh, on the fly, as it were.

speaker excused him on entertainment value alone.

I'm surprised that the whole gullible lot of you bought it.
 

SLM

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Mar 5, 2011
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well, he can't just tell the speaker it's none of the house's fvcking business

so he offered up this kind of well-if-you-have-to-prod excuse, uh, on the fly, as it were.

speaker excused him on entertainment value alone.

I'm surprised that the whole gullible lot of you bought it.

You think anyone buys it? It was a face palm lame excuse "is that the best you can come up with " moment that every one is running with, but that doesn't mean they believe it.
 

Scooby

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I know it sounds bad to say this but, this man deserves some credit for being honest. Most politicians would have simply lied and gone on with life. He told it how it was, as embarrassing and as stupid as it made him sound.
 

55Mercury

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You think anyone buys it? It was a face palm lame excuse "is that the best you can come up with " moment that every one is running with, but that doesn't mean they believe it.
ok ok

but wouldn't it have been fun if he produced a note from his mother? lol

"permission to approach the Chair"