Mayor Ford goes on diet, Twinkies maker goes bankrupt

Cliffy

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They should market Twinkies as house insulation to expand their market. With a shelf life of about 200 years, they should be able to overcome their financial problems. They say that the only two things that would survive a nuclear holocaust would be Twinkies and cockroaches.
 

SLM

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I've never eaten a twinkie. I don't care for cakes/pastries much, least of all store bought ones.

Really? Not even when you were a kid?

I would, occassionally, get one in my school lunch when I was younger.

Course, you couldn't pay me to eat one now.
 

karrie

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Nope, not even as a kid. I don't remember even seeing them in the grocery store. But, I grew up poor in a small farming community.
 

DurkaDurka

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I've had a couple twinkies over the years, they're quite disgusting in my opinion. They're staples of vending machines here.
 

Cliffy

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I think I tried a Twinkie once. Growing up in Montreal we had access to all kinds of stuff like that. I preferred the Mae West with chocolate cake, cream filling and a chocolate coating. At 10 cents a piece, I ate a lot of those until I became aware about food quality. Haven't had one since the early 60s.
 

DaSleeper

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There ya go....Everybody is fixated on the twinky headline....

And there I was fishin' for a cartoon or something from Mentalfloss;-)....and nary a word from him:smile:

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Hmmm....the mayor's house broken into last night...... and Mentalfloss not posting yet to-day......If I was inclined to start a rumour???????????????:smile:
 

Goober

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There ya go....Everybody is fixated on the twinky headline....

And there I was fishin' for a cartoon or something from Mentalfloss;-)....and nary a word from him:smile:

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Hmmm....the mayor's house broken into last night...... and Mentalfloss not posting yet to-day......If I was inclined to start a rumour???????????????:smile:

Chinese company bought the name, jobs transferred to China. To balance out the trade deficit Ford went on a diet. That was not enough so his brother joined in.
 

Cannuck

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Can't say I've ever eaten a twinkie either. When it comes to junk food I'll take salty over sweet any day. Gimme a bag of pretzels or some peanuts over a cookie.
 

GreenFish66

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Ford's cuttin the Beef ? - Best initiative he's proposed so far....Best of luck to them ...

Would hate to get in their way...Especially in another couple weeks...When they gets real Hungry, ..Mean...grumpy..and start cravin' Any and all Meat ....Be it Red ...White ..Beef ..Pork..Fish ..Xtra Lean cusines... with an Xtra side order of Greens......All would be wise to stand clear....

I'll stand behind them on this one....


;):)

Here's hopin' any twinkle in their eyes in the next comin' weeks is for a Twinkie( sorry....got off topic)
 
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