Man sues McDonald's for $1.5 million after being given only one napkin

shadowshiv

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I'm willing to bet 'you people' may have been in reference to customers.

And regardless, not worthy of a 1.5 million payout.

Nope. What the fellow actually said was Yew People. He has something about people that live in the forest, I guess.;)
 

shadowshiv

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No doubt the guy is an A$$hole, but I can understand the rationale in requesting extra napkins, given the big sloppy burgers and clubhouse sandwiches being served. I personally believe there should be a napkin dispenser on every table (probably necessitating it be chained to the table) and add an extra nickel to the price.

We have had a napkin dispenser stolen, a pan filled with packets of sauce stolen (they couldn't be bothered to take the packets in handfuls, so they took it all at once), and one of our dollar-store decorations stolen (although the drunk guy came back a little while later and gave the hula hoop back).

Fear of forestry. Yes, I've heard it runs rampant through the fast food industry. ;)

Too much (wood) fibre in their diets.;)