Man gets hit by bus, stands up and goes into pub

[Blackleaf]

Simon Smith was walking down Gun Street in Reading, Berkshire, when he got hit by a purple double-decker bus.

But Simon is British so, rather than letting a little thing like being hit by a double-decker bus get him down, he merely got up and walked into The Purple Turtle pub:

 

[Cannuck]

So being dumb-assed lucky = Brittish

 

[Blackleaf]

So being dumb-assed lucky = Brittish

Yep. It is lucky to be British.

 

[Dixie Cup]

Wow - lucky man. But I'd hate to be him a few hours or a day or so afterwards. I bet he's hurting now! Hopefully he'll get checked out.

 

[Blackleaf]

Wow - lucky man. But I'd hate to be him a few hours or a day or so afterwards. I bet he's hurting now! Hopefully he'll get checked out.

The bus suffered more damage than he did:

 

[lone wolf]

If he'd spilled his pint of bitter the cops would have been all over the place.

Good thing they don't allow carry-out

 

[Hoof Hearted]

That Pub should name a beer after him...

The Double Decker Dent!

...or somethin like that...

 

[Blackleaf]

If he'd spilled his pint of bitter the cops would have been all over the place.

Good thing they don't allow carry-out

If he'd spilled his pint of bitter he would have boarded the bus and leathered the driver.

That Pub should name a beer after him...

The Double Decker Dent!

...or somethin like that...

Berkshire's Hardest