Liberal vs Conservative

[Durry]

Know where you sit, here's a test:

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Which side of the fence ?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test !

If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

 

[Danbones]

lol
good for a chuckle
but if one thought about it one could do the same to republicans
as in the christian gay hate type stuff spewed by closet log cabin republicans who later get outed as gay


ideology is so yesterday
either problems get properly solved or forget it
...problems don't have ideologies

...having said all that if the bern wasn't ripped off by the CRIMINAL hillary in the primary, he might have done OK in the US presidential election

 

[Durry]

And theirs more;
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I THINK THIS GUY HAS IT PRETTY MUCH COVERED.


I Am the New Democratic, Conservative, or Liberal Party's Worst Nightmare.

I am a White, Tax-Paying, Canadian Veteran, Gun - Owning Biker. That’s me!

I am a Master Mason. I work hard and long hours with my hands to earn a living.

I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don't push it on others.

I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles, and drive Canadian-made cars, and I believe in Canadian
products and buy them whenever I can.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and not some governmental functionary that wants to share it with others who don't work!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to
anything. Get over it!

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are Malcolm Forbes, Bill Gates, John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson, who makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, nor was I a slave. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted
by the Turks, and neither have you!

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and
change your own country!

This is Canada ...We like it the way it is and more so the way it was ...so stop trying to
change it to look like Russia or China, or some other socialist country!

If you were born here and don't like it, you're free to move to any country that will have you.

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of
what colour you are, but not just because you happen to ride a bike.

No, I don't mind having my face shown on my driver's license. I think it's good ...
and yes, I'm proud that ' Canada ' is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who
should be running our government for the next four years.

I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!

I believe the Canadian flag should be the only one allowed in Canada !

If this makes me a BAD Canadian, then yes, I'm a BAD Canadian.

If you are a BAD Canadian too, please forward this to everyone you know .

We want our country back!

I hope this offends all illegal aliens .

My grandfather watched as his friends died in WW I. My father watched as his friends died in WW II .

So I'm standing up for the hundreds of thousands who died fighting in wars for this country, and the Canadian flag.

Enough already .

This message needs to be viewed by every Canadian; and every Canadian needs to stand up for Canada!

We've bent over to appease the Canada-haters long enough.

And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message.

Canadians, stop giving away Your RIGHTS !

Let me make this clear! THIS IS OUR COUNTRY!

This statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!

YOU'RE WELCOME TO LEGALLY MAKE MY COUNTRY YOURS, but please:

1. Get a sponsor!

2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past!

3. Live by OUR rules!

4. Get a job!

5. Pay YOUR Taxes!

6. Expect No Social Security until you have earned and PAID for it!

7. Stop Complaining!

8. NOW find a place to lay your head!

If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then, maybe YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

We've gone so far the other way . . . bent over backwards not to offend anyone.

WAKE UP Canada!

 

[Danbones]

lol
well, he might make an ok neighbour, long as he keeps the noise down on work nights

 

[damngrumpy]

Left vs Right what does that mean? There is no left and no right..
There are those who chose to form teams to make promises and
then put on their sociopath tea shirts and claim they were given the
power of destiny to tell everyone else they are in charge of our lives.
Personally I do believe we can help the poor and the destitute Not
by endless welfare checks and programs that keep people chained
to the system. I would much rather ensure the kids and young people
get education paid for in some cases by society. Education and the
access to jobs and the knowledge of where the jobs are is of value to
us all. Like anything else though, there has to be a time limit and a
budget outlining what is to be spent and on what.
Socially I am a progressive I don't deny that however as progressive as
one might be I understand we need mean old men and women looking
after the money. Sometimes people have to be told NO

 

[Angstrom]

Left vs Right what does that mean? There is no left and no right..
There are those who chose to form teams to make promises and
then put on their sociopath tea shirts and claim they were given the
power of destiny to tell everyone else they are in charge of our lives.
Personally I do believe we can help the poor and the destitute Not
by endless welfare checks and programs that keep people chained
to the system. I would much rather ensure the kids and young people
get education paid for in some cases by society. Education and the
access to jobs and the knowledge of where the jobs are is of value to
us all. Like anything else though, there has to be a time limit and a
budget outlining what is to be spent and on what.
Socially I am a progressive I don't deny that however as progressive as
one might be I understand we need mean old men and women looking
after the money. Sometimes people have to be told NO

There is. And it reflects in a person 's attitude in life.

 

[Ludlow]

To simplify it, liberals favor change, conservative like things to stay the way they are.

 

[Durry]

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Remember when Playboy magazine reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue?

Then, Michelle Obama was offered $50.00 by National Geographic?

And remember when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal, consisting of two small breasts and two large thighs?

Now KFC is offering a "TRUDEAU Cabinet Bucket."

It consists of nothing but left wings and azzholes.

Just keeping you up to date...

 

[Angstrom]

To simplify it, liberals favor change, conservative like things to stay the way they are.

Liberal's haven't learnt nature has made everything the way it is for a reason. They have to learn the hard way.

That's why most older people usually come around and vote conservative once they gain enough experience.

 

[Dixie Cup]

To simplify it, liberals favor change, conservative like things to stay the way they are.

I don't agree. Conservatives are all for change - when it makes sense!! Liberals like change only because it makes it look like they're doing something and it makes them feel good. They don't take consequences into consideration.


JMHO

 

[Angstrom]

I don't agree. Conservatives are all for change - when it makes sense!! Liberals like change only because it makes it look like they're doing something and it makes them feel good. They don't take consequences into consideration.


JMHO

Liberals have limited knowledge of what consequences are. With time they will learn to be more conservative with their choices

After life slaps them on the wrist a few times for taking those bad decisions.

 

[lone wolf]

How would the worst know? Their heads are in a place that makes peeing difficult but they'll involve themselves in any pissing match