Re: LEGALIZE IT!
Headline: Canada acheives economic dominance in the Western Hemisphere.
When asked how this occurs Profesor Guywhoknowsalotastuff said that the act of legalizing marajana, also call pot because it is easier to spell, was the driving force.
It began with booms in tourism. Many Americans and other folks around the world began to make Canada the premier tourist destination after that "Dell Kid" stated in an interview...
"Dude, me and the guy from the Daily Show, that skinny black dude, Willy Nelson, and the fat kid from 'stand by me' were all getting lit up in Vancouver...which is legal! I mean, we were smoking -with- the cops...how cool is that!
Well, we were smoking tons of pot up there and Dave [skinny black dude] said. 'You know? Ain't nuttin' better'n getting high in Canada with cops...except getting high in Canada with cops and then eating pootine!' You see, pootine is a stoners dream. They took everything a pothead has a craving for and threw it all onto on plate. Frenchfries, cheese, bacon, and gravy."
Well, that interview didn't circulate until an American right wing conservative attacked it. America was in the middle of it's war with the Axis of Not America and also in the middle of a moral battle over everything from pre-marital sex to turely defining LuShes as hot, sexy, or just plain yummy. And in this the conservatives were flabergasted to see that a substance that could destroy the youth of amercia was legal in canada. He went on the news and ranted. At that moment 260 million americans looked at each other and asked "Is pot legal in Canada?"
Over night 60 million people called in sick to work (Unemployment had risen to 77% at this point so this was almost every worker in the US) and went to Canada to either protest, or to smoke up.
America's economy failed...after 4 hours wall street realised no one was working and that was the end of American capitalism.
Blamed for the failure of the right Americans were outraged. They asked to become a province of Canada. When asked why everyone cited "the pot thing" as thier main reason.
The taxation of thier crop to the 50 states as well as export duties more than made up for any damage the colapse of the US had had on the canadians.
In the following 5 years America reverted to a sort of "frontier" life.
The blacks in the south took it upon themselves to get thier 40 acres and thier mule promised to them long ago. And found little resistance as years of life on the street and military service had provided them the skills to strong arm suburban whites. But the whites felt this was okay because they felt guilty.
The remaining factions of conservatives said another civil war was evident...bu once people realised that conservatives were saying it they realized they must be doing the right thing. So blacks, whites, and other minorities learned to live as equals.
The moral of this story?
Legal Pot=Good