Laughing My Ass Off. Soccer, or football as most of the world calls it, I've seen described as 22 millionaires ruining the lawn. I think that about covers it. It's a great game to play, requires tremendous conditioning and stamina, but to watch it is about as exciting as watching a crew paint my house. Professional sports strike me as adults getting rich playing children's games, and I have only a minor, passing interest in any of them. I concede that I like to see the Roughriders do well, and the Habs do well, but fundamentally, I really don't care very much. There are infinitely many more interesting things to do than watch sports.