Justin spits? I thought he swallows.

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If you're read the article in the link, you'd see it was tongue-in-cheek. It's clear the writer did not in any way assume this person to be representative of all Canadians, just as I know not all Americans lock women into their homes.

duh ,really..

hence the " :lol: ...and try to laugh a little. :wink: "

Seems you are taking this thread way to serious..

The kids a punk acting up.. he will get his knuckles rapped.

He is sorta like a falling star.. it always burns out eventually.. he can always take a lesson from a Glee actor..

 

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In the past year or so I saw a video of Burton Cummings reading Justin Bieber lyrics which was hilarious. Sadly I cant find the clip anywhere. I guess it has been deleted but it was good. Some info on it here Shelby.tv | Burton Reads Bieber
Yeah. It's gone private. Would have been interesting to see, though.
Someone needs to introduce Justintolerable to camels (previously annoyed camels to be sure of the reaction).
 

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When women are fertile, they are turned on by bad-boys, and when they are not fertile, they are attracted to nice-guys.

The average woman spends about 25% of her time being fertile, meaning that 25% of the time she'll be turned on by Bieber when he's naughty, and the rest of the time when he's nice.

That means if Bieber is naughty one day in four, he'll hit all women at some point in their fertile-stage, but because he's still being nice three-quarters of the time, it means women will think he's generally nice, but with a talent for being able to turn them on in a naughty way with each period of fertility.

Sounds to me like he's got a smart manager.

Keep in mind that one of the key's to this kid's success has been that, far more than the average kid-star, he's been amazingly adaptable to doing exactly what his handlers tell him to do, in order to achieve, and maintain, star-status.

Hmm... and that just made me think...

In order to keep a relationship alive, what you do is track your woman's menstral cycle, and when she's in heat, you come home done up like Sid Vicous, with some naughty sex-toys in hand. Then when she's not in heat, you clean up, and come home in dockers and a polo shirt, holding a bouguet of flowers.
 
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Canadian's have the reputation of being a polite and generous people around the world.. when they see this turd partying, his neighbors tired of his stupid behavior and drunk driving and him spitting on fans, it takes away from Canada's reputation.

If you don't think famous Canadians can't damage Canada's image, you have your head up your ar$e.


Hey, he didn't act like that when he lived here.
 

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Why are those girls crying? Did he just gob a big greeny on them?
 

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the Beatles and many more.
Remember the Beatles at one time claimed they were more popular than
Christ.

A quote taken out of context by the reporter and overblown by the masses. In the context of the conversation where that was said it was true and was more of a criticism of celebrity than of Christ.

hehe Wifey thinks Cummings is a lot prettier than K. Richards.

A former room mate said to me "With a name and moustache like his he would have done well in porn."

I guess Cummings does look better than Richards. Thats not saying much though. Keith Richards looks like a half mummified corpse these days. Hell he probably is half mummified from the stuff he has taken over the years.