John Tory vows to move Toronto ‘not left, not right, but forward’

[lone wolf]

There is no point.

Exactly. Left-right bullshyte creates dead ends

 

[Nuggler]

Okay here goes. He means: it's time to move forward. Not left, not right, not even backwards. But forward.

Forward
adj.

• 1. At, near, or belonging to the front or forepart; fore: the forward section of the aircraft.
  2. Located ahead or in advance: kept her eye on the forward horizon.
• 1. Going, tending, or moving toward a position in front: a forward plunge down a flight of stairs.
  2. Sports. Advancing toward an opponent's goal.
  3. Moving in a prescribed direction or order for normal use: forward rolling of the cassette tape.
• 1. Ardently inclined; eager.
  2. Lacking restraint or modesty; presumptuous or bold: a forward child.
• 1. Being ahead of current economic, political, or technological trends; progressive: a forward concept.
  2. Deviating radically from convention or tradition; extreme.
• Exceptionally advanced; precocious.
• Of, relating to, or done in preparation for the future: bidding on forward contracts for corn.

adv. or for·wards (-wərdz)

• Toward or tending to the front; frontward: step forward.
• Into consideration: put forward a new proposal.
• In or toward the future: looking forward to seeing you.
• 1. In the prescribed direction or sequence for normal use: rolled the tape forward.
  2. In an advanced position or a configuration registering a future time: set the clock forward.
  3. At or to a different time; earlier or later: moved the appointment forward, from Friday to Thursday.

n. Sports

• A player in certain games, such as basketball, soccer, or hockey, who is part of the forward line of the offense.
• The position played by such a person.

tr.v., -ward·ed, -ward·ing, -wards.

• To send on to a subsequent destination or address. See synonyms at send1.
• To help advance; promote. See synonyms at advance.

[Middle English, from Old English foreweard : fore-, fore- + -weard, -ward.]

Kindly repeat that, RCS, not clear enough for Wally.

 

[Corduroy]

Forward in what direction?

 

[CDNBear]

"Not left, not right, but forward, then backwards, then up, then down. Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me."

John Tory, channelling Freddie Mercury.

 

[SLM]

"Not left, not right, but forward, then backwards, then up, then down. Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me."

John Tory, channelling Freddie Mercury.

I can think of worse people to channel.

 

[CDNBear]

I can think of worse people to channel.

Freddie's lawyers are already drafting the civil suit.

 

[Corduroy]

Twirling for Freedom - YouTube

 

[CDNBear]

That describes Tory quite well too.

 

[Locutus]

he can't wait to lick 'rivia's lips and stick her back on the public tit.

oh well, maybe John Boy is doing Canada a favour by keeping her skateboard away from Ottawa.

 

[CDNBear]

In a word, yes.

 

[mentalfloss]

The full text of John Tory's mayoral acceptance speech

He says all the right things.

Here's hoping he can backup the rhetoric with real results.

 

[CDNBear]

"After last night, Toronto is a totally different place without Ford at the helm." Says some Tdot toque.

"Some mentally challenged addict attacked Parliament, Canada won't change." Says some Mississauga toque.

Toques, fountains of silliness, lolz.

 

[El Barto]

It's on top of your head.

And here I thought that was the blunt end lol

 

[CDNBear]

And here I thought that was the blunt end lol

The end of the blunt, goes in your mouth.

Inhale, exhale, repeat as necessary.

 

[El Barto]

The end of the blunt, goes in your mouth.

Inhale, exhale, repeat as necessary.

Have you ever drank a beer from the blunt end?

 

[CDNBear]

Have you ever drank a beer from the blunt end?

Nope. But I've done bots through the blunt end.

 

[El Barto]

ok define blunts and bots before i totally get lost

 

[CDNBear]

ok define blunts and bots before i totally get lost

Blunts...

Bots...

tokes with a beer bottle - YouTube

 

[SLM]

Nope. But I've done bots through the blunt end.

Who hasn't?

 

[El Barto]

Blunts...

Bots...

tokes with a beer bottle - YouTube

ohhhh nope i have been clean for .....just about two decades
That said , housework not mentioned