I've been sober since 5:45 this morning

[lone wolf]

I quit a few years ago on the GI (the gastric thing) Plan.

Every day's a first day

 

[darkbeaver]

I quit both my habits frequently.

 

[MHz]

Gee-zuzz.... Rothschild Agents and those of Kaos lurking around any corner an' yer takin' the time to get yer fingernails done?

Might as well be a pretty corpse, huh? ;-)

The nails are on a dog, do you expect her to trim and paint them herself or that a sad day would make them stop growing. You should see the amount of time I put some people on hold for. whoops, Mom, . . ., damn 3rd time this weeks. Okay I'm all yours for the next, . . . ,just a sec, . . .

I quit both my habits frequently.

Any certain time of the month to get behind the wagon?

 

[SLM]

What's with all you quitters? Geez, nobody sticks things out anymore.

 

[MHz]

it has. They call it Irish Yoga

Peers these buckaroos are relaxed enough to survive the bullride. 'Strap-on' seems like the wrong term a bulls name by any other is just as bad but the result will be the same and the crowd will have a reason to say, 'That's gotta hurt.' At least the next morning, or a week later, that bad is a term that applies to all bulls.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

it has. They call it Irish Yoga

Racist.

 

[MHz]

What's with all you quitters? Geez, nobody sticks things out anymore.

Let me guess, you come from a long line of folks to whom fear and good sense were just words in a book or three.

 

[SLM]

Let me guess, you come from a long line of folks to whom fear and good sense were just words in a book or three.

Don't turn this around on me just because some people have commitment issues.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Let me guess, you come from a long line of folks to whom fear and good sense were just words in a book or three.

Whudda y'all mean, "books," you toe-dancin' nancy boy?

 

[SLM]

Whudda y'all mean, "books," you toe-dancin' nancy boy?

It's those things you put under the good sofa when one of the legs falls off.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

It's those things you put under the good sofa when one of the legs falls off.

Oh, them thangs. We jest call 'em table-eveners down home.

 

[MHz]

It's those things you put under the good sofa when one of the legs falls off.

The boomerang that don't come back. Probably a lot of used other than gaining knowledge in your world.
Put the 'statyou' right beside it. That thing that rings like a bell and you pick a part up and say,. Hello, is that you? and darned if somebody isn't in there.

 

[Twila]

Racist.

that or I'd be a yogaist...ya gots ta pik your battles, eh?

plus, there's irish in me...genetically and matrimonally...

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

that or I'd be a yogaist...ya gots ta pik your battles, eh?

Well, if you do hafta pick your battles, a coupla passed-out-drunk Irishmen is pretty good one to pick.

 

[SLM]

He's got ya there. It is easier to win a fight when they don't hit back.

 

[Twila]

Think I'll buy the shirt...I live in the land of lululemon so this should be received really well.

 

[MHz]

Don't turn this around on me just because some people have commitment issues.

Tell me about it, my last date was a weekend heroin user, I dropped her, if she can't commit to heroin what chance would a relationship have? I ask you that.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

 

[MHz]

Think I'll buy the shirt...I live in the land of lululemon so this should be received really well.

Wish I could find the one with Irish twins in a baby carriage with some bottles of lemon gin. Racist with a bit of class, lol.

 

[SLM]

Tell me about it, my last date was a weekend heroin user, I dropped her, if she can't commit to heroin what chance would a relationship have? I ask you that.

Exactly. People give up too easy now a days.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Did you learn that on Sesame Street? (I heard Burt was a raging alcoholic.)