I thought of doing that for some magazine of some kind, but then I wouldn't have time to twist the screw into everybody's minds here on the internet :twisted:
That and then I get paid for doing this, which means I have responsibilities to the company employing me, which means I have to sorta watch what I have to say, or I'll have a few offended readers come emailing, calling or showing up to the company to complain and protest my employment and the offending things I say, then the company is put in a tight position on what to do with me, or even worse, there would be some kind of law suit after so long, and then I have to explain even further to courts (and in more detail) on what I was saying, so that they understand I wasn't being a bigot, racist, or something else someone might get pissed about.....
....... and then it's work work work all the time, continually getting stressed and hearing peons who don't have their own article in a magazine bitching at me for things that think I said was wrong, as if I don't know how to do my job...... when I could simply tell them not to buy the damn thing if they don't like it......
.... and then I'm fired.
Well it was a fun ride while it lasted in my head.... now I don't actually have to do it because I now know the ending
