In 2006 to survive, think like a female Conservative doll.

[zoofer]

Female Conservative logic steadily achieves triumph in the course of evolution!!! A glaring fact of the obvious if you note more grey matter.

Adopting Female Logic is the Only Way-Out for Men to Survive

The very word-combination 'female logic' gives rise to frivolous associations. There seems to be no logic in this funny story about a female buyer saying: "I was looking for some pants, but some were tight for me and others were not nice. So, I bought a handbag."

Meanwhile, at the end of the past century, the most prominent minds stated that the world based upon the rational male logic had exhausted its potential. They said that none of the textbooks compiled by men could comprehend the paradoxes of the world. There are more exceptions than rules in the world. Sometimes the life itself disproves logical abstract constructions.

So, the only way-out for the progressive mankind today is to think in a female way...


Senior Professor Beklemishev wrote that female logic could not only deny an assertion but even turn it down. Women often employ very popular mechanisms of female logic such as changing of the subject or a radical change the angle of the discussion. Women do it to prove their correctness in an easier way. At that, women usually want to prove their correctness in general but not concerning this or that particular issue. Often, female debaters may easily forget the initial point at issue.

People's inclination to have this or that types of logical thinking proves that men and women descended from different apes. Upon close scrutiny one can see that men and women have nothing in common. Men better acquire information, have better reaction and wonderfully orient themselves. But cerebellar hemispheres of men function alternately. Men get concentrated on one task and become irritated when at the same time they must settle some other problem. As for women, their both hemispheres function at the same time, that is why a woman can watch TV, talk to a friend and cook dinner at the same time.

Apes with female logic steadily achieve triumph in the course of evolution. But it is important that female logic cannot exist in vacuum and it needs the inveterate and thick-headed logic of men.

http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/360/16367_logic.html

 

[Cosmo]

Re: In 2006 to survive, think like a female Conservative dol

Zoof ... good article. Unfortunatley, I am NOT a conservative (ack!!) but still agree.

I did always think "fuzzy logic" really meant wearing my fur when it was cold outside! Guess that's another example of females seeing things differently!

 

[Ocean Breeze]

Re: In 2006 to survive, think like a female Conservative dol

Agree , This is a good article. Makes a point and yet presents it in a fun way..


not sure how guys can /will adapt to girlie think. Lest we forget that they operate on one half of their brain only..;-)


not "conservative" either...as to me "conservative" is anal retentive with an attitude. :wink:

 

[bluealberta]

Re: In 2006 to survive, think like a female Conservative dol

Good one, Zoof.

 

[bluealberta]

Re: In 2006 to survive, think like a female Conservative dol

Zoof ... good article. Unfortunatley, I am NOT a conservative (ack!!) but still agree

Yes it is unfortunate you are not a conserative, Cosmo!! :lol:

But there is still time for you to see the light :idea:

 

[Cosmo]

RE: In 2006 to survive, t

Blue ... I try never to say never, but in this case I know where one ought to place their money.

Conservatism holds about the same appeal to me as a pap smear. And is almost as invasive. Generally speaking, that is.

I am a middle grounder, although I do lean left. That doesn't mean I can't enjoy the conservative folks ... people is people once you get them out of the political fray!

 

[missile]

Re: In 2006 to survive, think like a female Conservative dol

I already have that sort of thinking..I went out for some corned beef but due to a stinking bum in front of the market,wound up buying some DVD's at the mall instead.

 

[zoofer]

Re: In 2006 to survive, think like a female Conservative dol

I already have that sort of thinking..I went out for some corned beef but due to a stinking bum in front of the market,wound up buying some DVD's at the mall instead.

Hah well you are not quite there yet. Take the DVD's back and get a handbag or a pair of pants. :wink:

Notice how the females missed or deliberately ignored the most significant authoritative fact in the post!
That is its important that female logic cannot exist in a vacuum.
It needs the deep rooted logic of Neo Con he-men.
8O

 

[Curiosity]

RE: In 2006 to survive, think like a female Conservative dol

Happy New Year to those members who I know....and those who I don't know.

I spent a brief fling here in August (I think) and found today that I had not been banned even though I received an e-mail condemning me to the sidelines...or perhaps I was reinstated by a good angel. Whatever happened - thank you.

What kind of "conservative" is the article referring to Zoof
because rather than label it "female" it would seem one of the winning styles would be "creative" practiced by both male and female...and a style willing to change and moderate itself to accommodate new ideas. People change - why not their governments?

Politics unfortunately locks itself into labels and while I can't predict what I am on either side of the 49th, I do know I have strong traits against the government organizing my life when I feel it is their role to:

Educate the people properly so individuals can make the wisest and best choice for their own survival and economic success in building a country, a community and a family.

I feel government should make laws which they keep and enforce, ensure the public know the laws and the consequences without fail, and give people the rational choices all adults should make or they should not be voting .... in other words respect the majority and give them the tools for their own self-governance with as little government interference as possible.

I agree government must ensure a reasonable quality of life for all and there will always be a role which may be seen as "feminine" in caring for those who are not as fortunate as the majority. But that is also changing in our world as I see many males in caring roles and making a great profession of it.

I wonder what party these preferences would belong in?

What is the "conservative" in Canada anyway?

PS: Thank you to Chris and Cosmo....you have courage and for that my admiration!

 

[zoofer]

Re: RE: In 2006 to survive, think like a female Conservative

Happy New Year to Wednesdays Child. I guess the genes of Odin is in Woden's day? If you look at the link there is no mention of a Conservative doll. I added that tit-bit to catch the eye of all red blooded clean cut Canadian golfers. :lol:
People change - why not their governments?
Because long term governments change the people. The Liberals have been in power for 40 years with an occasional short term break. They have molded the population to what they pompously label "Canadian Values". Our universities are leftwing. They graduate leftwing teachers. School kids get the drift. Who are the Liberal spin doctors to claim their visions are Canadian values?
What you state as governments role is bang on. All 3 parties embrace it to various degrees. The NDP the least and the Cons the mostest. (Made up word).
If you get the Vancouver Sun I would point to an article on page A7 by Jack Granatstein .."Should Quebec set our Foreign Policy?"
I'd paste it but can't get at it hehee
National Canadian interests take back seat to local politics viz keeping the Liberals in power.

 

[zoofer]

Re: In 2006 to survive, think like a female Conservative dol

I have to connect the dots. It is not easy as I forget the question.
Nevertheless here is some food for thought.

Todays paper reports that scientists at Duke University shows that
MALE RHESUS MONKEYS WILL FOREGO FOOD TO LOOK AT PHOTOS OF NAKED FEMALE MONKEY BOTTOMS.

A question was raised why look at pictures when they probably can inspect the real thing? A subject best left for another day as one should then have to consider the inconspicuousness of the Simian conscious, in direct contradiction to the calculated consistency of the cosmos.
Now monkeys have about 97% similar DNA as human males. This is a clue.
The neurobiology professor Michael Platt conducted the study and mused that there may be a biological reason why males cannot keep eye contact when cleavage is visable.**
No tests were made to see if female monkeys wanted to inspect male butts.


** I made that up.

 

[Curiosity]

Re: In 2006 to survive, think like a female Conservative dol

LOL Zoofer

You mean it took the scientific community to "discover" this trait in the male of a species when we females have known it all the time?

No doubt the females of the species would be more interested if the males would share their food!

 

[missile]

Re: In 2006 to survive, think like a female Conservative dol

You could've just asked me. I wouldn't lie to you But, I prefer my watching those with bikini bottoms on.