I screwed up again

[personal touch]

I have this secret caller ,an embezzlement caller,who wants me to etransfer him money in exchange for my missing dog, well he called again and for whatever reason he hung on me
Just like out of the movies,but through this strange maze of all sorts of people,most are good,even the bad and ugly
The embezzlement dude is computer savvy,gifted,where I am a grandma with an I phone,but I can formulate design but admitting this is very stressful,but things are changing,
Even thou the embezzlement dude thought he was getting his kicks,I took note of his voice and his purposeful intent to scramble the conversation,the embezzlement dude didn't like I recognized his voice the second time around,the point is I should have enrolled him into forming some type of auditing company,take his skills and the power of my information auditing skills is a good harmony,I took hold of the conversation,I am receiving distractions
So I screwed up with the embezzlement dude,but I know he is dying to phone back
This is all true in trying to find my beloved pet.
I can write a book,moving along,

I only do the white envelope thing,I am old,no etransfers here,my embezzlement dude didn't like that

I ask the questions not my embezzlement dude

 

[Murphy]

Pay him double. Get half a dog.

These and other prizes are up for grabs tonight on, Crushing Head Wounds of the Stars. Live from Surrey!

We'll be back with more after this message from Hestor's Mausoleum and Gift Shop.

 

[personal touch]

Pay him double. Get half a dog.

These and other prizes are up for grabs tonight on, Crushing Head Wounds of the Stars. Live from Surrey!

We'll be back with more after this message from Hestor's Mausoleum and Gift Shop.

Heard this a time or two

I sure it all sounds crazy but let it be known it is true

 

[Murphy]

You living in a belfry is trouble. We can saw your head off and keep it in a freezer bag until they find a cure.

 

[personal touch]

I am starting to change modes,information auditing the lucrative trade of pet snatching is what I am starting to desire,examine what,how and why this trade is lucrative,never a better time to go to twitter regarding my journey to find my beloved dog Felix ,and stake what is mine,I never knew such an entitled task could be so. Exhausting
The question is do you let people mess with your stuff,and certainly not ones pet
Resting and formulating

Silly you are

 

[tay]

I've gotten two e mails over the last few weeks, which by the way I use neither of those banks, and I am debating the best way to play with the senders.......

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Country/region: Nova Scotia, Canada , IP address: 24.222.21.81 , Date: 1/4/2017 , 11:27 PM
•To protect your personal information and funds we have temporarily frozen your account access.
You have 24 hours to verify your details online. After this limited period of time you would have to visit your nearest branch to unlock it.
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[JamesBondo]

Dont play with the senders. That is much like sticking your finger into a hornets nest. You have no idea what they are capable of if they are provoked

 

[Jinentonix]

Dont play with the senders. That is much like sticking your finger into a hornets nest. You have no idea what they are capable of if they are provoked

I love the phony bank emails. I just ignore them of course but find it hilarious that I've gotten one from every major Canadian bank except the one I actually deal with. :lol:

I also now have a standard response for phone scammers. As soon as they ask me how I'm doing today I tell them, "I'm doing f*cking great. Thanks for calling and asking", and hang up.
The other day some dill hole didn't like my response so he kept calling back, each time claiming to be from a different company. At one point I answered the phone and simply said said, "I'm STILL doing f*cking great no matter how many times you call". Then I just started verbally abusing him every time he called. At one point I laughed out loud at him telling him, "This isn't a cell phone so this isn't costing me anything, but you ARE providing me with some amusement". The significance of that is, I have a land line and no cell phone but the area code and switch of my phone number are the same combination of area code and switch many cell phones have.
His final time calling back he tried talking in a female voice asking for my mommy. I said, "Jamal? There's no Jamal here you have the wrong number". He says, "NO, I want to talk to your MOMMY". At which point I said, "Your mother can't talk right now, she's got her mouth full of my dick." All I headr after that in what I can only presume was his attempt at a menacing voice was, "F*ck you". To which I responded, "If you don't like the verbal abuse, quit trying to scam people and get a real job", and then proceeded to fire off a string of racial invective at him while calling into question the species of his mother.

 

[MHz]

Dr Phil phone prank site used to be pretty popular. Rumor has it that any kid could get the victim to play along for a long time.

 

[Angstrom]

I have this secret caller ,an embezzlement caller,who wants me to etransfer him money in exchange for my missing dog, well he called again and for whatever reason he hung on me
Just like out of the movies,but through this strange maze of all sorts of people,most are good,even the bad and ugly
The embezzlement dude is computer savvy,gifted,where I am a grandma with an I phone,but I can formulate design but admitting this is very stressful,but things are changing,
Even thou the embezzlement dude thought he was getting his kicks,I took note of his voice and his purposeful intent to scramble the conversation,the embezzlement dude didn't like I recognized his voice the second time around,the point is I should have enrolled him into forming some type of auditing company,take his skills and the power of my information auditing skills is a good harmony,I took hold of the conversation,I am receiving distractions
So I screwed up with the embezzlement dude,but I know he is dying to phone back
This is all true in trying to find my beloved pet.
I can write a book,moving along,

I only do the white envelope thing,I am old,no etransfers here,my embezzlement dude didn't like that

I ask the questions not my embezzlement dude

boy, you know you're way past you're usefulness on earth dont you?

 

[MHz]

I've gotten two e mails over the last few weeks, which by the way I use neither of those banks, and I am debating the best way to play with the senders.......

Scotia InfoAlerts Security Department ►
Hi,
We detected something unusual about a recent sign-in to your ScotiaBank account. To help keep you safe, we required an extra security challenge. •Sign-in details: (When and where this happened)
Country/region: Nova Scotia, Canada , IP address: 24.222.21.81 , Date: 1/4/2017 , 11:27 PM
•To protect your personal information and funds we have temporarily frozen your account access.
You have 24 hours to verify your details online. After this limited period of time you would have to visit your nearest branch to unlock it.
•As soon as your security details are confirmed you will be able to access your funds and account as usual. Please follow the link below: Click here to confirm ►http://www.scotiabank

Scotiabank Team 2017​

SafeGuard - Final Notice (ID-NNT546.)​

You are no longer allowed to access your RoyalBank Online Banking. We had to disable your online access for your security. This can be because of a recent change in your address or submitting incorrect information during the initial registration process.
Please verify your account within the next 24 hours in order to avoid automatic full online suspension.​

ClickHere to confirm your information and remove the suspension on your account or follow our secure link below:
<a href="http://www.foriteks.com.tr/rrtf/index.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">https://www1.royalbank.com/Confirm-ID-54680 We respect your privacy. Review our online Privacy Statement. You are receiving this email because you have a CanadianRoyalBank account. Scotia InfoAlerts Security Department ►
Hi
We detected something unusual about a recent sign-in to your ScotiaBank account. To help keep you safe, we required an extra security challenge. •Sign-in details: (When and where this happened)
Country/region: Nova Scotia, Canada , IP address: 24.222.21.81 , Date: 1/4/2017 , 11:27 PM
•To protect your personal information and funds we have temporarily frozen your account access.
You have 24 hours to verify your details online. After this limited period of time you would have to visit your nearest branch to unlock it.
•As soon as your security details are confirmed you will be able to access your funds and account as usual. Please follow the link below: Click here to confirm ►

RCMP Cyber Crime they love shit like that. Good thing I'm switching to a new bank in Nigeria, just opened and they have bomnuses if you sign up early. Where did I put that e-mal transfer receipt??