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EagleSmack

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Crab screams make the meat sweeter. Om Nom Nom.

Oh yes... and Bay Seasoning makes it even better!

If any of you all get to the Baltimore area you MUST find a place that you can get a Maryland Blue Crab Bake. SOOOO GOOD!

OK, here we go. The definitive 'Merican video. (Caution right wing fundamentalists, bad words are contained within.)

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Has anyone ever seen the movie Team America? It is hilarious.

My favorite part was the beginning and Team America gets tipped off that Islamic terrorists are planning to blow up a cafe. Team America comes on the scene and pretty much destroys every major Paris attraction in the ensuing battle with the terrorists. From the Arc De Triumph to the Eifel Tower are completely destroyed. After Team America is congratulating each other for saving the cafe and all of the French people are staring at them in stunned silence with their mouths open.
 

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Oh yes... and Bay Seasoning makes it even better!

If any of you all get to the Baltimore area you MUST find a place that you can get a Maryland Blue Crab Bake. SOOOO GOOD!



Has anyone ever seen the movie Team America? It is hilarious.

One of my favourite movies.
 

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"Team America", total hoot. Nice to see America have a sense of humour about itself. Which, I think is the thrust of the OP. Canadians, we love to laugh at ourselves, eh!
 

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Oh yes... and Bay Seasoning makes it even better!

If any of you all get to the Baltimore area you MUST find a place that you can get a Maryland Blue Crab Bake. SOOOO GOOD!
No ****!!!

I would love to get my hands on some more old bay seasoning too. It's good on/in tons of things.
 

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No ****!!!

I would love to get my hands on some more old bay seasoning too. It's good on/in tons of things.

My cousins live in Annapolis and we had a crab bake in their back yard. Their neighbor was a crab fisherman and he caught them and boiled a whole pot. Then he takes them out of the water and dumps a big huge can of Bay Seasoning on the crabs and gives it one shakes. With the wet crabs the seasoning simply covers everything. You simply dump the crabs on the table and everyone digs in. The seasoning gets all over the place and they are eaten with your hands.

So awesome.
 

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My cousins live in Annapolis and we had a crab bake in their back yard. Their neighbor was a crab fisherman and he caught them and boiled a whole pot. Then he takes them out of the water and dumps a big huge can of Bay Seasoning on the crabs and gives it one shakes. With the wet crabs the seasoning simply covers everything. You simply dump the crabs on the table and everyone digs in. The seasoning gets all over the place and they are eaten with your hands.

So awesome.
Preaching to the choir mate. My mouth is watering.

I like it when they put it in the water too. Along with crabs, corn, taters, clams and shrimp. Everything tatstes awesome.

Man I need to go State side now, lol. What are you doing this weekend? :lol:
 

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Preaching to the choir mate. My mouth is watering.

I like it when they put it in the water too. Along with crabs, corn, taters, clams and shrimp. Everything tatstes awesome.

Man I need to go State side now, lol. What are you doing this weekend? :lol:

I was just down in the DC area and damn I should have had Blue Crabs down there.

It is a social and culture thing for that area. We were at a big table in her backyard and my cuz brought out a big roll of flat brown paper. When they were done cooking and seasoning she just dumped the whole barrel on the table. You had a mallet in one hand and a beer in another and just went to town.
 

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I was just down in the DC area and damn I should have had Blue Crabs down there.

It is a social and culture thing for that area. We were at a big table in her backyard and my cuz brought out a big roll of flat brown paper. When they were done cooking and seasoning she just dumped the whole barrel on the table. You had a mallet in one hand and a beer in another and just went to town.
Yep, just like I remember it.

My other favourite is Orleans, crawdads! A pitcher of Pabst's, a bottle of tequila and a whole lotta hot sauce.
 

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Yep, just like I remember it.

My other favourite is Orleans, crawdads! A pitcher of Pabst's, a bottle of tequila and a whole lotta hot sauce.


Now that is something I've always wanted to do. I've been to New Orleans twice in the winter but crawdads are seasonal.

Damn CDN... 90 Degree weather at night... 99.9% Humidity... a tray of crawfish...a bottle of Tobasco... a pitcher of Pabst... sweat rolling down your face in small rivers...

I'm there man!
 

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Now that is something I've always wanted to do. I've been to New Orleans twice in the winter but crawdads are seasonal.

Damn CDN... 90 Degree weather at night... 99.9% Humidity... a tray of crawfish...a bottle of Tobasco... a pitcher of Pabst... sweat rolling down your face in small rivers...

I'm there man!
Think of the memories we'd have left a few women and a few more bar owners with? :lol: