How does one get their energy back after a broken heart?

[Ariadne]

Looks like I'm not the only one looking for a prosperous wife.

The Dutch referred to the Germans as prosperous, but I doubt that's the sort of prosperous wife you're seeking.

 

[gopher]

I'm a Yank, not a European. Funny thing is, I prefer European girls. Oh, and one with a fat wallet, not necessarily a fat tush.

 

[Ariadne]

Methinks the Europeans are inclined to go Dutch these days.

 

[gopher]

Alas, poor me!

 

[Cliffy]

Alas, poor me!

If you look anything like Alfie, poor you indeed!

 

[gerryh]

How does one get their energy back after a broken heart?


suck it up buttercup, and move on.

BREAKING NEWS!! The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Any complaints about how we operate, can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-wah with Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitch ur Bitchin. If you like this, repost it. If you don't, suck it up Buttercup, life doesn't revolve around you.

 

[petros]

YouTube - ‪Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are for Assholes‬‏

 

[cranky]

Wanted: swf that likes camping, fishing, and staying home on poker night. Please send photo of boat to Iwant@hotmeal.com

 

[gopher]

If you look anything like Alfie, poor you indeed!

Alas! I don't have those dashing good looks.

 

[petros]

Alas! I don't have those dashing good looks.

A hairstyle change might help.

Or try this and go to a ComicCon maybe you can pick up a Klingon chick.

 

[Ariadne]

I solved everything.

I fixed everything.

But I'm alone.

They say I can go to a Huttrite colony and pick up a mate, but seriously.

Where the f-ck did you stupid little hillbillies get the idea that your daughter with me would bring the family down to lower than the arcane principal of barely being able to sketch images on a cave?

You're nuts.

I can make it a part of the wedding ceremony that you get to paint on the cave.

Solved and fixed everything, but you want to do what with a Hutterite girl in a cave?

... and somehow, the broken heart part doesn't come through.

But hey, so what is it you're looking for? (and you can't include the cave)

 

[weaselwords]

I solved everything.

I fixed everything.

But I'm alone.

They say I can go to a Huttrite colony and pick up a mate, but seriously.

Where the f-ck did you stupid little hillbillies get the idea that your daughter with me would bring the family down to lower than the arcane principal of barely being able to sketch images on a cave?

You're nuts.

I can make it a part of the wedding ceremony that you get to paint on the cave.

Omi, not a problem just go out & get a mail order Uzbek bride. Everything you could wish for & more.

 

[Ariadne]

So what do the Uzbeks have that we don't have?

 

[weaselwords]

If you have to ask..........