Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . . . .

MMMike

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Re: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . .

Cosmo, I would like Zoofer banned as he is hogging all the ladies! Is that in the terms of service anywhere? :)
 

FiveParadox

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Dec 20, 2005
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RE: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . .

The Terms of Service said:
xv. Gratuitous Popularity

Users who abuse the Canadian Content service, through the gratuitous monopolizing of the opposite sex, as determined by the Administration, from time to time, shall be grounds for suspension or banning from Canadian Content.
It's always been there, hasn't it? ;)
 

zoofer

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Dec 31, 2005
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Re: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . .

Hey whoa, wot?
It's known that the battle of the sexes will never be won due to too much fraternizing with the enemy!

It is common knowledge elsewhere that besides being a man of the cloth I am also known as a world renown sexologist! Sometimes Dr Z will appear as Dr Zee but that is merely to emphasize the correct pronounciation of Z (Not Zed in this case)

Appointments are limited to female patients only and are free for the first 89 sessions. Then a daily charge of $1.49 plus GST comes into effect.

I never mentioned this heretofore as I figured advertising was in violation of section 5.1.3 subsection 8 part b.
 

Cosmo

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Re: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . .

MMMike said:
Cosmo, I would like Zoofer banned as he is hogging all the ladies! Is that in the terms of service anywhere? :)
No, MMMike, but as a BOD, you could vote it in! ;) No fear tho ... I hear Zoof's harem steps out on him and flirts shamelessly in the rare moments when he's offline. Just gotta watch for your opportunity!
 

Sassylassie

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Re: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . .

Mike, you wanna borrow my truck for a little Cross Walk activity-thump off the bumper. Pist, don't kill him, just wound him for Cosmo. She can pick the dazed Zoofer up and throw him in her truck bed.
 

zoofer

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Re: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . .

Sassylassie said:
..... She can pick the dazzling Zoofer up and tuck him in her bed.

8O
I have to report a problem with the quote function. Just look what happened to Sassy's quote. Sentences were ignored or omitted. Spell checker corrected some words but something still does not look right.
Punctuation maybe?
:p
 

Sassylassie

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Re: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . .

Zoofer you almost had me for a moment, I was like--I know that is not what I typed. Very funny, not many people can make me blush.
 

unclepercy

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Re: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . .

I think not said:
Haggis

My favorite moderator across 5 forum boards I post. :D

:cheers:

Well, I'll take Cosmo anyday - she's been my favorite from day 1.
And knowing she is a dead ringer for Jennifer Garner...hubba, hubba.

Uncle
 

zoofer

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Re: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . .

My favourite Moderators are all those dolls on Fox Noo's.
I usually mute the boob tube as that facilitates the increase of the speed of the slow neutrons and increases the likelihood of fission.
:wink:
 

jello

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Jan 26, 2006
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Re: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . .

Jennifer Gardner :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Keep dreaming
 

Haggis McBagpipe

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Jun 11, 2004
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RE: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . .

Hey!

Hi there jello. Welcome to the Board of the Danged, not to be mistaken for the Board of the Damned or the Board of the Gosh-darnits.

Take a look around, hop right in when you're ready.
 

Kreskin

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RE: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . .

I'm an admin on a board and notice a high amount of guest logs too. About 75%+ are search engine bots/spiders. That is likely what is going on here with the high amount of active guests. Google, Yahoo, MSN are the main culprits.
 

Haggis McBagpipe

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Re: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . .

Hi Kreskin, you're right about the engine bots/spiders, especially when there's a sudden huge list of guests. The others, the 'real' guests, are there too, though, and we need to lure them in. I've set out sticky tape traps in hopes of trapping them, but that darned Zoofer keeps getting caught in them. :lol:
 

Kreskin

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RE: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . .

It was important for me to be right about something so I pounced on it right away.

The real ones don't realize they automatically get $100 when they join. Instant deposit to the bank account too.
 

Haggis McBagpipe

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Re: RE: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute

Kreskin said:
It was important for me to be right about something so I pounced on it right away.

The real ones don't realize they automatically get $100 when they join. Instant deposit to the bank account too.

:lol: :lol: Yeah, we just need their account numbers!
 

Sassylassie

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Re: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . .

We need a really cool picture to lure these guest in. Come on where are the PR people when you need them.
 

Outta here

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Re: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . .

Sassylassie said:
We need a really cool picture to lure these guest in. Come on where are the PR people when you need them.

well if the greta green pic didn't do it, I dunno what you'll have to come up with !! lolll
Prolly the wrong place to ask (??) but I was curious how Canadian Content got its start? It's one of the best forums I've come across - I belong to a few, but this one covers such a broad range of subject areas, and the regulars just so.... uhhhh.... regular? loll nah you guys are great! Guests, you should leap on in!

(ok, Haggis, I'll be expecting that PR cheque ya promised in the mail by Monday ok?)

Zan
 

Haggis McBagpipe

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Re: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . .

Zan said:
(ok, Haggis, I'll be expecting that PR cheque ya promised in the mail by Monday ok?)

Oh man, Zan, I tried to mail the cheque, but Edmonton still doesn't have regular postal service, and the horse and buggy usually used in that fair burg is broken: the horse died and the buggy has a broken wheel. :(

I'll tell you what, I'll deposit it in my account, that way it will collect interest. :D
 

Wiskycoo

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RE: Hey! You guests! Yeah you.C'mon in here for a minute . .

there ya go... no longer a guest ;)