Green slime oozes into Florida's primary elections

mentalfloss

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Green slime oozes into Florida's primary elections

Cape Coral, Florida (CNN) — Usually, politics and slime go hand-in-hand. "Sliming" a political opponent is well-worn tradition, after all.

But in this midterm election season in South Florida, it's the slime itself that's driving people to the polls.

Green slime oozing from Lake Okeechobee is polluting Florida's pristine waterways that flow east and west from the lake and eventually south into the bays and oceans. This disaster has caused a dramatic decline in the economy.

It's the topic of conversation around here. Campaigns are going heavy on the environment. Television ads are focused on the algae and billboards now line the roads.

Some voters say they've had enough and they want their voices heard in a big way.

Looks like guacamole, smells like eggs

Chris Wittman is on the water daily. He has lived in Florida his entire life and has never seen his backyard so polluted. He lives and works near Cape Coral, Florida, just south of Fort Myers. He has seen a huge decline in the number of boats on the water. "People come here and live in Florida to recreate on the water, to fish and to boat and to ski and swim and this robs them of that," says Wittman.

The green algae and dead fish are driving them away. He describes it as "offensive."

The algae are the brightest shade of green you can imagine, its consistency is similar to guacamole and smells like rotting eggs and flesh.

The smell is so strong it can cause eyes to sting. It's toxic to touch and dangerous to breathe.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/28/politics/florida-algae-primary-election/index.html
 

Danbones

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Give it up doood. You lost.

from YOUR link:
The Comprehensive Everglades Restoration Plan was authorized by Congress in 2000 as a plan to restore, preserve and protect the South Florida ecosystem. This $10.5 billion plan has a 35-year timeline and is considered the largest hydrologic restoration project ever undertaken in the United States
https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/28/politics/florida-algae-primary-election/index.html

The Elections for the United States House of Representatives on November 7, 2000 coincided with the election of George W. Bush as President. The Republican Party narrowly lost seats to the Democratic Party, reducing their majority slightly to just three seats.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_House_of_Representatives_elections,_2000

Well, So the plan here is that the liebarrels want to wreck Florida now, drive out the upstanding LEGAL citizens who didn't vote stupid, and fill it full of illegals that vote stupid.

I bet MF is hopping mad because he just shot his own foot off again!
:)
That's why he hopes no one else has a gun! They might see how much fun he is having and try to shoot his other foot off too!
 
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petros

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The environment being natural is driven by politics?

The environment is making new oil and new limestone.

That algae is releasing O2 and sequestering C.

It will die, the algae and dead fishes' lipids will create fresh, new oil for future generations with the calcareous remains creating new limestone.

It's been going on this way for 3.6 Billion years.