Good ol' *ahem*, 'refugee' goes nuts with an axe on a german train

Danbones

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Gotta luv Red Green:
axes are for chickins
tape is for ducks

yeah
hand forged in Sweden...nice hickory handle
stay warm twice

gotta thing for hatchets myself
got them everywhere
nice one in the kitchen
give me a nice hatchet and a 5 lb sledge and I'll take the nuts offn every bolt in this scrap yard
 

darkbeaver

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Axe nostalgia has reduced me to tears, the one shoulder has bone spurs the other a broken collar bone the rotation of each is maybe seventy degrees. On the right there is a lump the size and shape of half a baseball which looks very much like the beginnings of a parrot, it is barely three weeks old. I hope it's gone in a month or so. The result of an industrial accident brought on by a mysterious chemical imbalance coupled with a loss of gravitational equlibrium resulting in a crash at speed into the mechanism I am building. The machine was not damaged but was knocked of it's stands. It still lies there askew awaiting my recuperation.
 

Topkek

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Maybe he wanted to "Axe" some Germans a question.

But it's about time we banned assault axes. They're a danger to us all.