German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place

[darkbeaver]

Blackleaf is very funny, he must be an Englishperson.

 

[darkbeaver]

You know how that is, karrie. Man are always horny. If you asked men, women from all these countries will receive top ratings, I don’t think any country would come behind any other. It will be a 20 way tie, all the men saying that their women are the greatest lovers in the world.

As to smelly, poorly groomed etc. a man never notices these things when he is horny and wants to get it on. Man is much more controlled by his penis than a woman is controlled by her pussy.

Thankyou SJP for the biology lecture what we really want to know is, what actually does control women as you have determined it is not their replicators. merry christmass

 

[Johnnny]

i hear the geordie jeans are the new fad in britian

 

[SirJosephPorter]

Thankyou SJP for the biology lecture what we really want to know is, what actually does control women as you have determined it is not their replicators. merry christmass

And a very Merry Christmas to you too, darkbeaver.

 

[bizzymum]

They should have a regional rating. Country men are loads better than city blokes.

 

[Johnnny]

my ex girlfriend was afraid of the tickle monster, mwhahaha

 

[Spade]

my ex girlfriend was afraid of the tickle monster, mwhahaha

Could it be seen on a clear day without field glasses?

 

[AnnaG]

Thankyou SJP for the biology lecture what we really want to know is, what actually does control women as you have determined it is not their replicators. merry christmass

Many things, Beav, many things. lol Attention, sex, money, kids, attention, security, attention, fun, food, attention, gifts, nice scents, attention, etc. and more attention. And sometimes all at once.

 

[AnnaG]

They should have a regional rating. Country men are loads better than city blokes.

Yeah. It seems like city people are in a hurry all the time. They need to slow down and enjoy life; pay attention to detail. We miss too much when we speed through life.

 

[AnnaG]

my ex girlfriend was afraid of the tickle monster, mwhahaha

Tickling is awesome. Wrestling matches, too.

 

[AnnaG]

Could it be seen on a clear day without field glasses?

Only on the prairies. They are really good at sneak attacks.

 

[Johnnny]

the tickle moster is a creature of habit using the contours of the bed sheets to mask its approach, it pounces on its prey... The tickle monster attacks the feet for quick results. If you suspect a tickle monster in your bed i advise building the pillow wall. But even that may only buy you time, if your lucky....

 

[AnnaG]

Yup. It's definitely a master at the artful attack.

 

[countryboy]

They should have a regional rating. Country men are loads better than city blokes.

...and now you have secured my undivided attention! :lol:

 

[TenPenny]

the tickle moster is a creature of habit using the contours of the bed sheets to mask its approach, it pounces on its prey... The tickle monster attacks the feet for quick results. If you suspect a tickle monster in your bed i advise building the pillow wall. But even that may only buy you time, if your lucky....

My father once said that if you want to find out if a girl is ticklish, give her a couple of test-tickles.