Flush before finish peeing - confessional

[Cliffy]

You nailed it Macho. It's an art to flush knowing precisely what volume is left and fast it will happen. The last drop should be at the bottom of the flush cycle.

I used to do that but it doesn't prevent splashing on the edge.

 

[VanIsle]

I admit nothing. Nobody's ever seen or heard me do that, I deny it utterly, it is completely false, a base canard, a vile rumour, started by envious critics in less favoured parts of the country where they don't have facilities that flush. You going to believe people who are still squatting over a sewer pipe in their skivvies?

Me thinks the Gentleman doth protest too much!;-)

 

[Cliffy]

Me thinks the Gentleman doth protest too much!;-)

I believe he is "pulling your pisser".

 

[VanIsle]

I found an easy solution. I sit down. Don't see the handle till I stand up. Avoids all the splashing and need to wash the bowl every day. One of my exs taught me that. It was either sit or wash the bowl myself. I hate washing toilet bowls!

You're kidding right!!! Come on now - I do recall "Cliffy the Biffy" man (who I mistakenly made fun of along with Vernus the Furnace (LOL). You did say you used to sell biffies. (or is it Biffys) You said you live alone. Who cleans the toilet????
This is an avatar for all you men but especially for Cliff (if it works - these hardly ever do for me!!!

 

[VanIsle]

I believe he is "pulling your pisser".

I know what he's doing Cliff and it's not really mine he's pulling.

 

[VanIsle]

I usually flush before I'm finished peeing, but have never had to flush twice. The timing's just right, so I'm done just before the toilet is.

If you can't get your timing right, that's your problem.

Ya, I'll bet you get your timing just right. My husband does the same thing as the rest of you and like you, he thinks he flushes at the right time but I know that he's a tad too late and the toilet needs another flush. I guess if you have an older style toilet that actually flushes debris ? then it might work. The modern useless, must double or triple flush are not so good.

 

[AnnaG]

Men actually do that? Flush midstream? Whadda buncha moonbats, no wonder it's so easy to lure 'em into spicy-labeled threads!

... and who guys think they talk to when they phone 900 numbers:

and who they are really talking to:

 

[Cliffy]

You're kidding right!!! Come on now - I do recall "Cliffy the Biffy" man (who I mistakenly made fun of along with Vernus the Furnace (LOL). You did say you used to sell biffies. (or is it Biffys) You said you live alone. Who cleans the toilet????
This is an avatar for all you men but especially for Cliff (if it works - these hardly ever do for me!!!

I didn't sell biffies. I built a bunch of outhouses at a gathering we used to have in Edgewood. I do clean the toilet but not every day.;-)

 

[AnnaG]

You nailed it Macho. It's an art to flush knowing precisely what volume is left and fast it will happen. The last drop should be at the bottom of the flush cycle.

lol
Is that like the old thing about stopping the amount for the gasoline you are pumping right on 0 cents?
Sounds about as much fun as playing "go fish".

 

[Cliffy]

lol
Is that like the old thing about stopping the amount for the gasoline you are pumping right on 0 cents?
Sounds about as much fun as playing "go fish".

There are only so many things a guy can do to entertain himself with his pisser.

 

[VanIsle]

I didn't sell biffies. I built a bunch of outhouses at a gathering we used to have in Edgewood. I do clean the toilet but not every day.;-)

Nor do I! Have to have OCD for that. It's not a job any of us look forward to - just one of life's neccessities. :lol:

 

[#juan]

I know that some guys flush during peeing. I've always thought this some sort of Freudian hangover from when mommy ran the water while potty training junior. Sounds perfectly reasonable to me. I never flush during peeing.... very often...

 

[lone wolf]

It's a guy thing ... like peeing on flies, seeing who can pee the farthest and piddling your name into a snowbank....

Sheesh

 

[#juan]

It's a guy thing ... like peeing on flies, seeing who can pee the farthest and piddling your name into a snowbank....

Sheesh

Your penmanship?... was obviously better than mine.

 

[Avro]

I've never done that, I need both hands.

 

[AnnaG]

It's a guy thing ... like peeing on flies, seeing who can pee the farthest and piddling your name into a snowbank....

Sheesh

Or making smiley faces in the snowbank with the brown sausages? Picking your nose and seeing what's the heaviest thing you can stick to the wall with the booger? Leaving the empty tube on the tp hanger?