Florida man calls 911 because daughter refuses to get him beer

Locutus

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That'll teach her.


SEMINOLE -- The man told authorities he needed a help with a domestic situation.

But deep down, all he apparently wanted was a beer.

Pinellas deputies said that late Thursday night they got a 911 call from Seminole resident Robert Hagerman, 56.

Hagerman said he needed help because his daughter was hitting him, throwing things and using drugs.

Deputies arrived shortly after 11 p.m. Father and daughter were both home. Hagerman, however, was "very intoxicated and uncooperative," a report said.

Authorities quickly determined his story was a lie.

Hagerman's daughter told deputies her dad called police because she wouldn't buy him a beer. She used her cellphone to record his threats to make fake statements to the police and played the audio for authorities.

Hagerman was arrested on a charge of making a false report of a crime.

He was in the Pinellas County Jail on Friday afternoon in lieu of $150 bail.


SEMINOLE: Florida man calls 911 because daughter refuses to get him beer - Florida - MiamiHerald.com
 

SLM

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Wow. Not only Father of the Year material but I bet he's got a shot at Good Citizen of the Year too! Let's all keep our fingers crossed.

He was in the Pinellas County Jail on Friday afternoon in lieu of $150 bail.
Well of course he was! If he can't afford beer, how the hell can he be expected to afford bail? Maybe his daughter will spring him?
 

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Wow. Not only Father of the Year material but I bet he's got a shot at Good Citizen of the Year too! Let's all keep our fingers crossed.

Given the other stories posted here, I am afraid he's probably not even in the top 10.


Well of course he was! If he can't afford beer, how the hell can he be expected to afford bail? Maybe his daughter will spring him?

I hope he's not waiting for his daughter to spring him.