That's probably because you try to DO stuff after having a drink, Rev - not allowed.
Yup...It's gotten me into trouble more than once.
You boys make sure you take those empties home with you to...Don't be leaving your garbage on the forest floor
Empties are my retirement plan, Peapod...when those bad boys go up to 15 cents a bottle, I'll be rich.
I've seen the Rev set fire to himself before he started drinking Ten Packs. Its good advice, but the Rev functions better with a few in him.
You've seen me set myself on fire in at least two states of sobriety, Zen...not sure if you remember the other though. Thanks for for putting me out, in any case.
Speaking which...
- Chop all your firewood first.
One year out at the Folk Festival Zen drank a bottle of tequila and decided to chop firewood. He was wearing a pair of shorts...no shoes, no shirt and, when you looked in his eyes, not a lot of service. The firewood was that stuff you don't need to cut that you buy in the campground. I gently retrieved the axe from Zen's hands and encouraged him to drink beer instead. He thought that was a fine idea.
Another time at the Folk Festival...actually a few years earlier...actually the year that Iit myself on fire while more or less sober...we (Zen and I) made a new friend. When he came wandering up and said he was from Montreal Lake a few bells went off. I've been to Montreal Lake.
We're nice guys though. We gave him a beer or two. Suddenly he was wandering around with the axe looking...menacing, I guess.