English speakers to be banned from buying houses - in Scotland

Danbones

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Couldn't they just like suddenly no speal emglarb?

...or "Sir, do you speak English?"
"NO! Sings I!" No no no n-n-n-no no no n-n-n no no no!
 

Blackleaf

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Many Scots speak Scots. There is some debate as to whether it is just a dialect of English or a different Germanic language, the most closely related language to English if it's a separate language. These people can just tell the authorities that they may actually not be speaking English but a mutually intelligible separate language.
 
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