End the Lockdown

55Mercury

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... and on day one you have to hug a covid-19 patient to show how brave you are and return home to your parents and grandparents..

Don't be an idiot.

This won't end until a vaccine is available
I believe the correct term is 'covidiot'.


..coined by me, naturally.
 
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taxslave

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We are working. But almost everyone is in a machine. If you have to change for some reason you bleach the cab before you leave.
Life is full of risks. The idea is to manage them. Otherwise you might as well go back to bed and pull the covers over your head.
 

Avro52

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Who said anything about hugging patients?

That’s silly right. Just be within six feet of someone or touch something they touched three days ago and you’ll potentially get it too. Don’t worry though, according to Boris Johnson it’s just a spot of a cold.

Just take your fish pills, it’s a cure.
 

captain morgan

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That’s silly right. Just be within six feet of someone or touch something they touched three days ago and you’ll potentially get it too. Don’t worry though, according to Boris Johnson it’s just a spot of a cold.

Just take your fish pills, it’s a cure.


I hear that you'll die within seconds if you touch something that an infected person just looked at less than a week ago
 

Hoid

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Wuhan ends lock down after 76 days. Or rather begins lifting it.

So do the math
 

Hoid

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That’s assuming they aren’t lying about it.

China lie? Never.
There are actual pictures of traffic flowing and people out walking around.

Pretty hard to fake that these days given all the millions of cells phones that are documenting it live.
 

Hoid

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76 days.

that is with complete compliance to social distancing.

Will our 76 days will be up before they know if there will be a big second wave?
 

55Mercury

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