elvis died of constipation

[spaminator]

CELEBRITY IGNOMINIOUS ENDINGS: Dr. George Nichopoulos claims in a book about Elvis Presley that the King died of constipation. Presley’s autopsy, according to Nichopoulos’ book, The King and Dr. Nick, shows that the rock legend’s colon was twice the diameter and length of an average colon, and that he had months-old stool lurking in his colonic recesses.
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[VanIsle]

Aren't you just a bundle of good news this morning! LOL

 

[#juan]

Aren't you just a bundle of good news this morning! LOL

Nothing like talking about full, elongated colons while eating my breakfast.;-);-):lol:

 

[lone wolf]

Nothing like talking about full, elongated colons while eating my breakfast.;-);-):lol:

Lotsa fibre?

 

[coldstream]

The actual mechanics of dying from abuse of prescription medications can be pretty appalling to describe. It's a cautionary tale to all.

 

[petros]

Of course he was constipated, his opiate addiction would have seen to that. It's well known the king died on the throne pushing out hefty poop. If you are pushing hard enough to stop your heart then by golly chances are you're bunged up with something the size of a deli balogna.

 

[MHz]

I wonder which Doc gave out the most meds Elvis's or Mikey's?

Couldn't coke and heroin etc be made into a solution and then taken as a enema or does the colon lining prevent the good stuff from being absorbed into the rest of the body?

 

[Cliffy]

I wonder which Doc gave out the most meds Elvis's or Mikey's?

Couldn't coke and heroin etc be made into a solution and then taken as a enema or does the colon lining prevent the good stuff from being absorbed into the rest of the body?

I knew a guy who rolled up opium and used them as suppositories. Said he got off like gang busters.

 

[GroundWater]

No sh!t.
Learn something new every day.

 

[dumpthemonarchy]

A. Elvis is not dead.
B. Elvis' manager said, "Doesn't matter what they say about you, as long as they spell the name right."
I think de Gaulle, said, "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."
There's always something new to learn.

 

[Liberalman]

peanut butter and banana sandwiches will do it.

I heard the Duke himself had a hundred pounds stool in his colon when he passed away brings a whole new meaning to True Grit

 

[bill barilko]

Couldn't coke and heroin etc be made into a solution and then taken as a enema or does the colon lining prevent the good stuff from being absorbed into the rest of the body?

That's called a Speedball and I've heard it's quite the ride.

 

[spaminator]

a little less constipation, a little more action please

:lol:

 

[Blackleaf]

I'm not sure what Elvis died from. But I do know that Slipknot bassist Paul Gray has died.