Economists urge carbon pricing NOW to save money

[petros]

Chevrolet in China is hiring.

 

[Angstrom]

Maybe what we should do is return to the forest and all live like animals.
That way it will take China more time to destroy earth.

 

[petros]

That's not sustainable.

 

[Angstrom]

Environmentalists are £ucken retarded.

 

[BaalsTears]

Why do environmentalists hate the working and middle classes in North America?

 

[mentalfloss]

How many carbon credits have you bought?

None.

 

[Angstrom]

Why do environmentalists hate the working and middle classes in North America?

Why don't the enviromentalist all stop breathing to stop carbon emissions?

 

[mentalfloss]

Why don't the enviromentalist all stop breathing to stop carbon emissions?

Because their dead bodies would cause a spike in C02 levels.

Like duhhhhh

 

[Angstrom]

Because their dead bodies would cause a spike in C02 levels.

Like duhhhhh

Not as Much as them breathing

 

[petros]

None.

Why not? How many tonnes do you want to buy? What are you willing to pay to offset you entire life to date? I can help you out.

 

[mentalfloss]

Why not? How many tonnes do you want to buy? What are you willing to pay to offset you entire life to date? I can help you out.

Why the hell would I want to buy carbon credits?

 

[EagleSmack]

None.

None. That figures. Somebody else must be forced to pay for your lifestyle. Typical alarmists... hypocrites one and all.

Why the hell would I want to buy carbon credits?

To offset your carbon footprint slow one.

Are you in a spam thread mood now? Did something set you off?

 

[mentalfloss]

None. That figures. Somebody else must be forced to pay for your lifestyle. Typical alarmists... hypocrites one and all.

What lifestyle?

To offset your carbon footprint slow one.

No thanks.

It would be more affordable to be taxed.

 

[EagleSmack]

What lifestyle?

The one you're living.

 

[mentalfloss]

The one you're living.

Which is?

 

[petros]

Why the hell would I want to buy carbon credits?

To offset your dirty lifestyle.

 

[EagleSmack]

Why the hell would I want to buy carbon credits?

Thank you for proving that there is no global warming.

 

[captain morgan]

Because their dead bodies would cause a spike in C02 levels.

Like duhhhhh

Damn you carbon-based life forms!.. Damn you all to hell!!

 

[EagleSmack]

Why the hell would I want to buy carbon credits?

Thank you for proving that global warming is a scam and anyone touting it is a fear mongering doofus.

 

[mentalfloss]

Thank you for proving that there is no global warming.

How?

Sorry you can't answer that one.