Doritos Are UnGodly

DaSleeper

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I'll eat 'em. But I wonder if the red ones prefer to be eaten with other red ones and the blue ones with other blue ones, etc.

Frack the anti-gay, hypersensitive, bigoted, and dysfunctional zealots.
I'm old enough to remember when being gay meant being extremely happy...
Now , I'm just a happy old fart....
 

shadowshiv

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Because apparently that's a thing now.





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Published Friday, September 18, 2015 1:33PM EDT
Doritos’ limited edition Rainbow chips, launched to support the LGBT community, has provoked a social media storm, with one school of fans praising the brand for taking a stand, and another calling the move offensive and "ungodly."
It’s a move parent company PepsiCo surely knew would engender divisions and alienate a segment of its consumers.




More: Doritos rainbow LGBT chips spark ugly Twitter spats | Lifestyle from CTV News

I'm now having a triggering episode about he whole rainbow Oreo debacle.......thanks PepsiCo.


After talking about Doritos in the PM I just sent, this is the first thread I see! Talk about a weird coincidence!


And I have not seen that particular flavour in the store. I haven't read the article yet, so perhaps it is only is specific locations?

“Do you guys have Doritos for straight people?” wrote another.


Uh, that would be any Dortios flavour...duh!


And straight people can eat the rainbow coloured ones as well. It's not like it's going to turn you gay if you eat them!
 

SLM

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After talking about Doritos in the PM I just sent, this is the first thread I see! Talk about a weird coincidence!


And I have not seen that particular flavour in the store. I haven't read the article yet, so perhaps it is only is specific locations?

“Do you guys have Doritos for straight people?” wrote another.


Uh, that would be any Dortios flavour...duh!


And straight people can eat the rainbow coloured ones as well. It's not like it's going to turn you gay if you eat them!

Of course, but people are stupid and don't realize this. :roll:

As I stated earlier, they need to get a life.
 

shadowshiv

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But they're gay chips SLM! Gay!



Gay means happy, Bear, gay means happy.;)

I think you have to put more than chips in your mouth to be called gay.



I think you would have to place the tip (of the chip) in the dip first.;)

I'm laughing so hard, I have nothing, lol.



You said hard! See, the chips are corrupting you already! Oh wait. This is Bear we're talking about. That corruption happened loooong ago! LOL!:)
 

shadowshiv

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Perhaps something here will inspire you.

Molehill, meet Mountain

‘Fag Doritos': Conservatives react to LGBT-inspired rainbow-colored chips for charity with boycott threats

Perhaps people just need to get a fukking life.



Fag is another word for cigarette, you maroons!

That's kind of what I figured.

Besides it's highly processed food "stuff".....I hardly think the biggest thing wrong with it is it's sexual orientation.



But it's fun licking all the flavour off one's fingers!;)

The Flintstones had a gay old time.



They had a hoot and a holler, that is for sure!:)

8O

This thread might just go very, very wrong.

Finally....been waiting for that all day! ;)



Patience is a virtue...of which I am sorely lacking (virtue that is, not patience).;)
 

shadowshiv

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Do you suck them very slowly.....or crunch them very fast?



One!


*lick*


Two!


*lick*


*crunch!!*


All it takes is two licks to get to the...centre of the Tootsie Pop! Hey! What did you think I was talking about?;)

They say that 97% of gay men were born that way. I suppose the other 3% got sucked into it.



I wonder if those chips give a fellow dry mouth?