Cow plunges off cliff onto moving minivan

[Reuters]

SPOKANE, Washington (Reuters) - A cow plunged from a 200-foot (61-metre) cliff onto the hood of a minivan on a highway in central Washington state, according to police.

Reuters

 

[hermanntrude]

I've never trusted cows. This was a murder attempt, believe me.

 

[Twila]

Nobody would believe you if you told them a cow FELL onto the roof of your car...nobody.

 

[hermanntrude]

did he fall, was he pushed, or was it in fact the bovine equivalent of suicide bombing?

 

[Tonington]

did he fall, was he pushed, or was it in fact the bovine equivalent of suicide bombing?

Suicide bombing for sure. Vindictive bovines...

Imagine the shock that would be though. Holy cow...:lol:

 

[hermanntrude]

who had the worst shock?

I say the cow.

After all firstly it has the shock of falling. then, while it's falling it thinks to itself "i'm gonna hit that concrete quite soon" and prepares for that. the next thing it knows it's hitting a minivan, which has to be a shock, not only because it's a minivan instead of a road, but because it's sooner than expected anyway. After that it's thinking "owch, that ****ing hurt... i hope they'll fix my legs and ribs up nicely when i get to hospital. I could use some morphine, too." Then a bullet goes through it's brain. Another shock.

If it was any other species than a cow i'd feel sorry for it.

 

[Toro]

Was the cow wearing a cape?

 

[dirtylinder]

Birdie Birdie in the sky, drop some white rain in my eye..
I'm a good girl, I don't cry...
I'm just lucky cows don't fly!

 

[55Mercury]

she was pushed!

There's nothing those anti-Hindus won't stoop to, I tell ya!

 

[Mano]

heheeh, still not as funny as fabio taking a goose to the face:smile:

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

I say we here in Canada have a terrorist cow gap!!!

what is harper going to do about it......we need our own terrorist traing camps for Cows....Hell these martyed cows are elegible for a life of everlasting cud chewing. each comes with 72 long armed farmers inesminating them daily with no chances of getting preggers...

 

[eh1eh]

After this incedent on Wall St it's no wonder the cows are upset.

 

[Toro]

After this incedent on Wall St it's no wonder the cows are upset.

LOL

I'm going to steal that one.

 

[eh1eh]

LOL

I'm going to steal that one.

It would look good on your blog. ;-)

 

[Nuggler]

did he fall, was he pushed, or was it in fact the bovine equivalent of suicide bombing?

Cows are "girls" Hermann..................female...............

This one was probably blonde..............................oooh I'm gonna be in shyte for that!!!:roll:

Reaching out too far for that "one last tuft of grass".

.....................By the way..............(Karrie)........the pic of the blue cow embedded in the pavement with something up its' ass is just a bit too graphic don't ya think??, and maybe should just be "linked to".................;-).............................kidding, joke, joke, kidding..............


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[Zzarchov]

"If a cow could, it would kill you and everyone you care about" - Troy McClure