Colbert for president!

karrie

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Stephen Colbert announces presidential bid, but is it the truth or truthiness?
Neither Comedy Central nor Colbert’s personal publicist have issued statements on whether the comedian will actually attempt to get on the ballot, which has left many–including South Carolina’s major political parties–on the edge as to whether the announcement should be taken seriously.
“If Stephen fulfills the requirements met in our delegates’ election plan and he actively campaigns in South Carolina, we welcome him to compete,” said Joe Werner, executive director of the South Carolina Democratic Party, in an interview with CNET News.com. Werner added that representatives from The Colbert Report had placed calls to the state party’s headquarters several weeks ago but that the party thought it was all a joke at the time.
Fulfilling the requirements, however, will be the tough part. Party regulations, Werner said, prevent Colbert from attempting to run on both the Democratic and Republican tickets. “It’s in our rules somewhere that you can’t be on two ballots,” he explained. “He’d have to pick one party.”
Representatives from the South Carolina Republican Party were not readily available for comment.
At 43, Stephen Tyrone Colbert would be the youngest contender in the major parties’ candidate roster. (Barack Obama is 46.) Colbert would additionally be the first presidential candidate to be banned from Wikipedia (which, ironically, has named his buzzword “truthiness” as its article of the day for October 17), have a mass-market ice cream flavor named after him, and have an extensive repertoire of YouTube videos in which he prances around with a Star Wars lightsaber. Currently, he’s riding high on the bestseller lists with his book ‘I Am America, And So Can You!’

 

Locutus

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And Mercer for PM! Or is that Don Cherry? I forget now.:lol:
 

Curiosity

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I saw a rerun of Colbert's schtick this morning - if I had seen it last night I wouldn't have been able to sleep for laughing .... it was a riot... but then so is the man! I think we would have a great time if he was up for President... I'd love to sit in on any meeting he would hold with world leaders....
 

karrie

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I sat there, jaw hanging open, as he did his bit across the Daily Show and his own. I looked at hubby and said "oh, he can't be serious."

It made me think back to highschool, when this big loudmouth jerk everyone loved to hate, ran for school body president based on the platform that he'd do a bunch of stupid stuff (chug a slurpee, shave his head, etc), if he was elected. He won by a land slide, because he was the loudest and the most well known, and everyone wanted to see something interesting.

I wonder if Colbert could actually win over the voting public the same way?

I saw a rerun of Colbert's schtick this morning - if I had seen it last night I wouldn't have been able to sleep for laughing .... it was a riot... but then so is the man! I think we would have a great time if he was up for President... I'd love to sit in on any meeting he would hold with world leaders....
 

MikeyDB

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When I lived in Ft. Lauderdale FLA., the community just north of FtLiqordale , Hollywood held a mayor's race and the incumbent had been arrested for fraud six months before the election....

He was once again elected to the mayors office by his consituents in Hollywood...

Ya gotta love Americans!
 

Ten Packs

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When I lived in Ft. Lauderdale FLA., the community just north of FtLiqordale , Hollywood held a mayor's race and the incumbent had been arrested for fraud six months before the election....

He was once again elected to the mayors office by his consituents in Hollywood...

Ya gotta love Americans!

I submit to the Court, the name "Marion Berry", former mayor of Washington DC.

The Crown rests it's case.