Montana and North Dakota house the capability to punctuate a new geological era within 30 minutes.WTF - where are you seeing that there's a chinese balloon over Montana!?! Of all the places in the world you'd think the chinese would want aerial survelance of, that would be the last place.
Yeah but what's the point watching a nuke silo with a balloon? If they want to launch, they'd just have to pop the balloon.
We should respond with the dreaded Peenemunde bomb!