Re: RE: China warns the US.....
Sy said:
My biggest fear about my forthcoming trip to asia is this impending doom...i don't want to become a p.o.w. in a chinese or north korean camp...anyone seen the movie 7 Years in Tibet? I have a feeling i'll be in a similar situation as brad pitt...
Ha, remember the hight of the North Korean missile crisis? I actually had a chance to go to North Korea... legally! The local government of a Chinese border town had made a deal with North Korea to allow members of an Esperanto tour group access. Granted, the path was pre-set, the bus would follow the path, not deviate, and the group members wold be free to to do what they wanted, even take pictures, as long as they stayed with the group, of couse. And it was to consist of Chinese, South Koreans, Japanese and, should I have gone, a caucasian Canadian.
I really did want to go, but I was too busy with other things, not to mention that some of my chicken-hearted co-ex-pats talked me out of it because fo US saber rattling. Lost opportunity right there; it's not easy going into North Korea legally! Well, as it turned ou, the group, which had gone without me, had returned to Chine in one piece.
Anyway, Sy, if you pass by Changchun, please let me know. I don't have an extra room, but you might be able to sleep on the couch, and I can show you around town.
I'd stay away from the bath houses if I were you, unless you're really short of cash, and even then, try to find a more reputable one. And if you book into a hotel, unless it's a government owned one, or unless you know it's reputable, put out the 'Don't disturb' sign and unplug the phone. And if a beautiful woman comes knocking on your door asking if you want a massage, don't let her in, 'cause she ain't your regular hotel staff! And remember, while HIV hasn't reached epidemic proportions yet in China, it's definitely cause for alarm!
So don't worry about Seven years in Tibet. You'll have way more concerns than that in China. Are you white? If so, expect prices to multiply unless you're a good bargainer. If you go to a Korean restaurant, remember dog soup is a common dish. Don't take pictures of government installations or you might get arrested (though you'll probably get released again within a couple hours if you can convince them that you meant no harm, but of course, bye bye film!). And when crossing the street, look both ways, ascertain the trajectories (no wonder the Chinese are good at maths) then dash across while still looking both ways. You might have to be aggressive with the drivers at times by putting your foot on the road, sticking out your hand, and then start walking. In heavy traffic, you might have to cross lane by lane (i.e., after crossing each lane, you ascertain the situation anew before proceding to the next, while standing in mid traffic in the meantime! (I think J-walking is illegal in China, but in many places it's the only way to cross; when I first went to China, I had a hard time distinguishing traffic behaviour between a green and red light, so subtle it was!). Oh, and some taxi drivers might indicate that you don't need to put on your seatbelt while he's driving; it suggests you don't trust his driving ability. Well, my advice to you? Put that seat belt on; I've seen enough bloody acrobatics from cyclists, motorists and others. And many locals know nothing about first aid, so if you survive the initial crash, some local might kill you while trying to save you! And as for beggars, you'll just have to be as assertive as they are aggressive. But don't worry; as aggressive as they are, they're much more annoying than they are dangerous.
And of course, don't participate in any kind of political action, and you'll be fine.
As for illegal activity, the line is really blurred. Seatbelts are legally mandatory, yet no one wears one. The foreign currency black market thrives right in front of the banks, and sometimes in the banks, prostitution is everywhere, and bycicle theft is rampant. and if you've got a visa problem, just invite the local police for dinner (I'm I'm not totally kidding on this one)
Anyway, if you come to China, have fun!