Kris looks like he's in one of those ads for hard water - he's the "before" picture - before the water softener is installed. I'm assuming you guys have hard water in Canada. We did, where I went to college. My hair often looked like that. lol
I don't think the pic with Cale and Torres is necessarily accurate, though. Pictures lie. Torres for some reason can take a sexy picture for instance but in life he just seems goofy (in a good way).
Well, I waited until I got to work (not that I had a choice) to do my recap. The first thing I have to say is that if you remove the smoke and mirrors, the fancy-shmancy set and lights, the excitement of having new judges (even though they're basically useless as judges, especially JLo), I don't think this group of guys is really all that much better than last season's.
I know this is a radical opinion, but think about it. And get back to me in a few weeks.
By the way, last year didn't they play instruments in this round? Maybe not. I can't remember Casey James ever appearing without a guitar, though.
Okay, here goes.
Clint. The lights and the cutting really were distracting for me until I got used to the funhouse quality. I tried to notice the performances despite all the hoopla. In these rounds, in my opinion, there ought to be a minimum of distraction from the singers and the singing. Idol disagrees with me, obviously.
Anyhow, I missed some of Clint but I got to hear him scream. There were a lot of screamers tonight. I think five of them screamed. This is way different from last season, where none of the guys screamed. I'm not against screaming, especially. I liked it when Adam did it until he overdid it to the point of monotony. But more on this later.
I got no impression of this performance except it seemed overdone and the poor kid doesn't really have a great screen presence. At least he wasn't incredibly dull like...
Jovany. Did that really only last 90 seconds? Personally I would not have chosen anything that dull for this round, and I didn't think he had anything like a memorable or even a pretty voice. People worse than him have become professional singers, with one name, who pose with their shirts off on album covers. Autotune and a lot of production take care of the rest. But on Idol it would be hard to win based on so little talent.
Jordan. That just wasn't good. I haven't ever seen him before, so I assume he's better than this if he made the Top 24.
Tim. I haven't seen him before either, and it was less than great - but he has something, it's wierd how some people do - like, I wanted to see more of him and anyway I liked his voice. My feeling is that he's not the type to sing without accompanying himself and he didn't know how to use that big stage for a song like that (Rob Thomas?). So I don't get why they can't play instruments. Because (correct me if I'm wrong) he must play an instrument when he sings, usually. It doesn't seem fair to handicap people like him in this way. This is why Idol used to end up with the type of singers who do Broadways shows five years later.
Brett. I couldn't get into him. really couldn't.
James. Awesome. He was so real and natural and his delivery of the lyrics was so emotional and believable, I just totally went with it. I'm not a fan of the song, especially. Not a fan of screaming but hey, on him , it looks good. He's much more raw than, say, Adam , who is more studied/theatrical. I always look for guts in Adam's singing but he's more pure singer than gutsy emoter. The latter is more my preference. So - he was actually my favorite tonight. I like his lower register a lot.
Robbie. Oh, Robbie. This is where being so young is a handicap. If he went on this show at 20 he would be so much better. Archie and Allsion - yes - apparently they don't need as much seasoning. But he just makes a lot of bad choices that I think are the result of his inexperience (I guess). Anyhow, what a nice kid and he has a good voice but I hate what he did with it. And he reminded me of Aaaron from last season, which is not a good thing.
Scott. Here's where I'm not sure, as I'm not a country fan, so he may be a dime a dozen, in country - I really don't know. I don't think so, though. He has a rich pure voice and his personality, which seems great, comes across - sincerity. So, yeah. He's cool. Very good singer. Good taste.
Stefano. I didn't get the "you could be on the radio right now" stuff. I don't think he's anything special. He has no neck, but I suppose I shouldn't bring that up. The singing was, I thought, kinda bad. I don't like the song, I think it and Bruno are severely overrated, so that didn't help.
Jacob. Pageanty. Idol 2004. I guess some people like it but I have no need for it. He seems like a good guy, but spare me from this kind of singing. We learned that JLo's favorite singer is Luther Vandross. This is not good.
Paul. I thought the smiling was nice, I agree, though I thought his teeth were too big and white, and he might eat the audience. Anyway, I don't know if I like his tone, but I was surprised when they went on about how nothing like that has ever been heard on Idol before. Alex Lambert and Jason Castro had interesting voices - come on. He's not the first. I don't know about him. If he can do more than that - a lot more - I want to see it.
Casey. Casey is someone I liked from the start but now I all of a sudden find him super overrated. The screaming was basically unpleasant and when he didn't yell his voice was practically nonexistent - like talking. I don't want the wool pulled over my eyes, right now I think he's kind of a sham. I didn't like what I heard, anyhow. Not sure why he affected me this way.
This year they obviously have more showmen than last year but I'm not sure that's necessarily better. I think a lot of them are good at presenting something but what's really there?