Canada Goes To Hell

snooker

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May 16, 2004
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Hi… I should clear some stuff here … First off I don’t hate gay people or people in general unless I have reason to , Just being gay isn’t a good enough reason as to dislike someone … Though reason as to why I find gay people not to be normal is because the bible state that being gay is a sin and for this reason alone , also some of them are really out there, you know what I mean ?? We are all sinner , I include , This is to why if you believe in the god the father , god the son and the wholly spirit , ask for forgiveness in Jesus name for your sins you are cleans of your sins and you can then enter into the kingdom of heaven , Now once who ever ( gay people )makes it into heaven there will no longer be gay people or what not , that’s because gay people will no longer be gay , the truth will set them free , just like everyone else thats there will be free from sin , No more diseases , No more blind people , or cripple people , the list goes on , This is as to how gay people can enter heaven but again there wouldn’t be any gays in heaven … If you doubt this just read the bible and find out , its all there as to what it will be like in heaven with god…
 

Vanni Fucci

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Dec 26, 2004
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snooker said:
Hi… I should clear some stuff here … First off I don’t hate gay people or people in general unless I have reason to , Just being gay isn’t a good enough reason as to dislike someone … Though reason as to why I find gay people not to be normal is because the bible state that being gay is a sin and for this reason alone , also some of them are really out there, you know what I mean ?? We are all sinner , I include , This is to why if you believe in the god the father , god the son and the wholly spirit , ask for forgiveness in Jesus name for your sins you are cleans of your sins and you can then enter into the kingdom of heaven , Now once who ever ( gay people )makes it into heaven there will no longer be gay people or what not , that’s because gay people will no longer be gay , the truth will set them free , just like everyone else thats there will be free from sin , No more diseases , No more blind people , or cripple people , the list goes on , This is as to how gay people can enter heaven but again there wouldn’t be any gays in heaven … If you doubt this just read the bible and find out , its all there as to what it will be like in heaven with god…

So, you're equating homosexuals with the diseased or physically disadvantaged...and I was about to call you intolerant... :oops:

By the way, I hope you don't find it offensive that I consider religious fundamentalists to be suffering from a mental disorder...you and I will have to delve into that issue another day... :)
 

Vanni Fucci

Senate Member
Dec 26, 2004
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8th Circle, 7th Bolgia
the-brights.net
snooker said:
Hi… I should clear some stuff here … First off I don’t hate gay people or people in general unless I have reason to , Just being gay isn’t a good enough reason as to dislike someone … Though reason as to why I find gay people not to be normal is because the bible state that being gay is a sin and for this reason alone , also some of them are really out there, you know what I mean ?? We are all sinner , I include , This is to why if you believe in the god the father , god the son and the wholly spirit , ask for forgiveness in Jesus name for your sins you are cleans of your sins and you can then enter into the kingdom of heaven , Now once who ever ( gay people )makes it into heaven there will no longer be gay people or what not , that’s because gay people will no longer be gay , the truth will set them free , just like everyone else thats there will be free from sin , No more diseases , No more blind people , or cripple people , the list goes on , This is as to how gay people can enter heaven but again there wouldn’t be any gays in heaven … If you doubt this just read the bible and find out , its all there as to what it will be like in heaven with god…

So, you're equating homosexuals with the diseased or physically disadvantaged...and I was about to call you intolerant... :oops:

By the way, I hope you don't find it offensive that I consider religious fundamentalists to be suffering from a mental disorder...you and I will have to delve into that issue another day... :)
 

Vanni Fucci

Senate Member
Dec 26, 2004
5,239
17
38
8th Circle, 7th Bolgia
the-brights.net
snooker said:
Hi… I should clear some stuff here … First off I don’t hate gay people or people in general unless I have reason to , Just being gay isn’t a good enough reason as to dislike someone … Though reason as to why I find gay people not to be normal is because the bible state that being gay is a sin and for this reason alone , also some of them are really out there, you know what I mean ?? We are all sinner , I include , This is to why if you believe in the god the father , god the son and the wholly spirit , ask for forgiveness in Jesus name for your sins you are cleans of your sins and you can then enter into the kingdom of heaven , Now once who ever ( gay people )makes it into heaven there will no longer be gay people or what not , that’s because gay people will no longer be gay , the truth will set them free , just like everyone else thats there will be free from sin , No more diseases , No more blind people , or cripple people , the list goes on , This is as to how gay people can enter heaven but again there wouldn’t be any gays in heaven … If you doubt this just read the bible and find out , its all there as to what it will be like in heaven with god…

So, you're equating homosexuals with the diseased or physically disadvantaged...and I was about to call you intolerant... :oops:

By the way, I hope you don't find it offensive that I consider religious fundamentalists to be suffering from a mental disorder...you and I will have to delve into that issue another day... :)
 

Reverend Blair

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Apr 3, 2004
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Though reason as to why I find gay people not to be normal is because the bible state that being gay is a sin and for this reason alone , also some of them are really out there, you know what I mean ?

The Bible says I can whack my neighbour for being an infidel. Unfortunately the neighbours I didn't like moved away before I thought of that.

Some of them are really out there. So are a lot of heterosexual people. I know a guy who ws so out there he passed out in a fire one night. He's fine, but the gay guy who helped helped me drag him out is obviously wrong. Jesus says so.

Oh wait, for all you Christians out there, Jesus never actually says anything about homosexuality. Here's a kick in the crotch for you. If you take the time top actually read the New Testament, the basis of your religion, you'll find that Jesus was kind of progressive. If you want it in red-neck lingo Jesus is what Charlie Daniels would have called, "One of them long-haired, red-necked, pinko fags."

My advice? RTFB. Read the fucking book. It's mostly dull as hell, but there's some cool bits. Don't listen to some bozo bigot who very likely got ordained the same place I did but has that special quiver in his voice and swears he talks to his god on the damned phone twice a day and desperately needs your money so he can praise Jesus from a really nice hotel room while he boffs that hotel maid.

Read the book. The New Testament, I believe they called it. That's the one about the guy the Greeks named your religion after. When you've got all finished reading it then act accordingly. That requires tolerance and a kind of living and letting live and maybe even a bit not doing it to your neighbour even if he's going to do it to you.

When you go to do the obituary mambo it might help you out...at least if you guessed right and I guessed wrong. If you guessed right and didn't RTFB you are boned though. Fire and brimstone and likely your mother-in-law yelling in your ear for all eternity.

I didn't make up the rules, I just read a lot. Have a nice eternity. 8O
 

Reverend Blair

Council Member
Apr 3, 2004
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Though reason as to why I find gay people not to be normal is because the bible state that being gay is a sin and for this reason alone , also some of them are really out there, you know what I mean ?

The Bible says I can whack my neighbour for being an infidel. Unfortunately the neighbours I didn't like moved away before I thought of that.

Some of them are really out there. So are a lot of heterosexual people. I know a guy who ws so out there he passed out in a fire one night. He's fine, but the gay guy who helped helped me drag him out is obviously wrong. Jesus says so.

Oh wait, for all you Christians out there, Jesus never actually says anything about homosexuality. Here's a kick in the crotch for you. If you take the time top actually read the New Testament, the basis of your religion, you'll find that Jesus was kind of progressive. If you want it in red-neck lingo Jesus is what Charlie Daniels would have called, "One of them long-haired, red-necked, pinko fags."

My advice? RTFB. Read the fucking book. It's mostly dull as hell, but there's some cool bits. Don't listen to some bozo bigot who very likely got ordained the same place I did but has that special quiver in his voice and swears he talks to his god on the damned phone twice a day and desperately needs your money so he can praise Jesus from a really nice hotel room while he boffs that hotel maid.

Read the book. The New Testament, I believe they called it. That's the one about the guy the Greeks named your religion after. When you've got all finished reading it then act accordingly. That requires tolerance and a kind of living and letting live and maybe even a bit not doing it to your neighbour even if he's going to do it to you.

When you go to do the obituary mambo it might help you out...at least if you guessed right and I guessed wrong. If you guessed right and didn't RTFB you are boned though. Fire and brimstone and likely your mother-in-law yelling in your ear for all eternity.

I didn't make up the rules, I just read a lot. Have a nice eternity. 8O
 

Reverend Blair

Council Member
Apr 3, 2004
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Winnipeg
Though reason as to why I find gay people not to be normal is because the bible state that being gay is a sin and for this reason alone , also some of them are really out there, you know what I mean ?

The Bible says I can whack my neighbour for being an infidel. Unfortunately the neighbours I didn't like moved away before I thought of that.

Some of them are really out there. So are a lot of heterosexual people. I know a guy who ws so out there he passed out in a fire one night. He's fine, but the gay guy who helped helped me drag him out is obviously wrong. Jesus says so.

Oh wait, for all you Christians out there, Jesus never actually says anything about homosexuality. Here's a kick in the crotch for you. If you take the time top actually read the New Testament, the basis of your religion, you'll find that Jesus was kind of progressive. If you want it in red-neck lingo Jesus is what Charlie Daniels would have called, "One of them long-haired, red-necked, pinko fags."

My advice? RTFB. Read the fucking book. It's mostly dull as hell, but there's some cool bits. Don't listen to some bozo bigot who very likely got ordained the same place I did but has that special quiver in his voice and swears he talks to his god on the damned phone twice a day and desperately needs your money so he can praise Jesus from a really nice hotel room while he boffs that hotel maid.

Read the book. The New Testament, I believe they called it. That's the one about the guy the Greeks named your religion after. When you've got all finished reading it then act accordingly. That requires tolerance and a kind of living and letting live and maybe even a bit not doing it to your neighbour even if he's going to do it to you.

When you go to do the obituary mambo it might help you out...at least if you guessed right and I guessed wrong. If you guessed right and didn't RTFB you are boned though. Fire and brimstone and likely your mother-in-law yelling in your ear for all eternity.

I didn't make up the rules, I just read a lot. Have a nice eternity. 8O
 

missile

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Dec 1, 2004
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Nice post Rev! Jesus even hung out with thieves and prostitutes,so he might just hang with some of today's preachers..there is a similarity there.
 

missile

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Dec 1, 2004
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Nice post Rev! Jesus even hung out with thieves and prostitutes,so he might just hang with some of today's preachers..there is a similarity there.
 

missile

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Dec 1, 2004
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Nice post Rev! Jesus even hung out with thieves and prostitutes,so he might just hang with some of today's preachers..there is a similarity there.