1. My teeth are perfectly white thank you very much, probably whiter than yours...although I do look after them, floss, wash and clean them twice a day, Although I admit to having 2 veneers because of an accident...although they are gleaming white.
Also, that's a disgusting generalisation. The fact that supposedly all English have yellow teeth is rubbish (there are plenty of bucked and yellow teeth people in Canada and the US you know?..probably just as many).
And on to the "Bitish food sux" answer, well, I suppose we can't beat the culinary delights of Grits, Hamburger and fries, Poutine, Pot Pies, S'mores, Buckwheat, Gizzards....lol, most countries in EUROPE can critisise British food, but not North America, your stuff is much, much worse.
I think your very wrong in your random generalisations of my country....any idea why the Canadian flag is red and white?.