Bah humbug growl snarl and a hiss.
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Well thanks Bill cause I was wondering why Juan and Kreskin had Home Depot in their house. I do get to the city once a year, but I miss the cows. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.:angel8:
I'd like some Moroccan Hash too, I didn't know Santa kept recreational drugs in his bag. Dammit, how many years have I missed? Dammit Dammit Dammit.
Of course, the usual World Peace. Oh, and if you don't mind, could we bring our troops home? I'm done fighting foreign wars.
Of course, the usual World Peace. Oh, and if you don't mind, could we bring our troops home? I'm done fighting foreign wars.
What an interesting discussion....
I learned Moroccan hash is marujuana and a hummer is an actual vehicle and not hmmmmmmmmmm
I learned Moroccan hash is marujuana and a hummer is an actual vehicle and not hmmmmmmmmmm
Correct me if I'm wrong, but i think hash is hashish. And a hummer can be both.:laughing7::laughing7::laughing7::laughing7:
I was changing a tire the other day and the a couple of the lugs got lost; so I for Christmas, I could use a new set of nuts.:laughing6:
Maybe a new (er) car too.
Yep, simple wishes for simple minds, thats me.
:wave:
I was changing a tire the other day and the a couple of the lugs got lost; so I for Christmas, I could use a new set of nuts.:laughing6:
Maybe a new (er) car too.
Yep, simple wishes for simple minds, thats me.
:wave:
Instead of debating whether moroccan hash is marijuana, why doesn't Santa just bring us both? I'd say that about the hummers too, but I'm not sure you guys are interested in a hummer from Santa. But hey, what do I know?
:santa:
christmas wishes
:grommit:What would be nice for Christmas is for store clerks to wish us Merry Christmas, instead of whatever PC pap their controllers demand; such as "have a nice {{{holiday}}}".........Argh
ukeright:ukeright:
Hey Greta: Many years ago, almost too many to remember, a friend of mine spent several years in Morocco and surrounding countries. He used to MAIL himself BLOCKS of hash (about a pound each) c/o his maw and paw. They just stored the unopened parcels for him for when their wandering boy came home; having not a clue what they contained:smilebox:
When he came home, he had a closet full of the stuff which he baked into cookies, sold, smoked, ate. One might say he retired at a young age. One might, but he got narked, and spent a year or so in jail, missed graduating from university, and generally messed up quite a few years. Given the cost of the crap even then, wouldn't it have been easier just to be a drunk?:tool: Hey, different strokes I guess.
Just a little pre-{{{holiday}}} nostalgia
There's always Mrs. Santa to pass out hummers...........After all, M.Claus won't be home for at least 24 hours.:grommit:
:grommit:What would be nice for Christmas is for store clerks to wish us Merry Christmas, instead of whatever PC pap their controllers demand; such as "have a nice {{{holiday}}}".........Argh
ukeright:ukeright:Hey Greta: Many years ago, almost too many to remember, a friend of mine spent several years in Morocco and surrounding countries. He used to MAIL himself BLOCKS of hash (about a pound each) c/o his maw and paw. They just stored the unopened parcels for him for when their wandering boy came home; having not a clue what they contained:smilebox:
When he came home, he had a closet full of the stuff which he baked into cookies, sold, smoked, ate. One might say he retired at a young age. One might, but he got narked, and spent a year or so in jail, missed graduating from university, and generally messed up quite a few years. Given the cost of the crap even then, wouldn't it have been easier just to be a drunk?:tool: Hey, different strokes I guess.
Just a little pre-{{{holiday}}} nostalgia
There's always Mrs. Santa to pass out hummers...........After all, M.Claus won't be home for at least 24 hours.:grommit:
Mushy Ugg
Hi Curiosity:
Ah yes, fond memories of a mispent youth:angel8:
I could write a book about my collection of buddies and buddettes from the old days; ranging all the way from professors to bikers, but most of them are still alive and they would sue my ass. :evil3: Besides, a closed mouth and poor memory for exact facts and senarios especially under oath, ensures a long and happy life:laughing7:
But, it do get a fellow a tad weepy, seein all that great water flushin under the bridge.:sad7:
How about being able to go back and do it all again for Christmas??:blob7:
Nah:grommit:
Hi Curiosity:
Ah yes, fond memories of a mispent youth:angel8:
I could write a book about my collection of buddies and buddettes from the old days; ranging all the way from professors to bikers, but most of them are still alive and they would sue my ass. :evil3: Besides, a closed mouth and poor memory for exact facts and senarios especially under oath, ensures a long and happy life:laughing7:
But, it do get a fellow a tad weepy, seein all that great water flushin under the bridge.:sad7:
How about being able to go back and do it all again for Christmas??:blob7:
Nah:grommit:
Old Nugly
Ahhhhhhh you can go back any time - without liabilities - in your memories.
They say as we grow through our lives our memories sharpen.... I think there is a reason.... gifts from the past when we thought there were no tomorrows....and lived on the edge.
I doubt there was anything "misspent" about your youth Nug.... you have wisdom which comes from trying life on for size! And loving it.
Ahhhhhhh you can go back any time - without liabilities - in your memories.
They say as we grow through our lives our memories sharpen.... I think there is a reason.... gifts from the past when we thought there were no tomorrows....and lived on the edge.
I doubt there was anything "misspent" about your youth Nug.... you have wisdom which comes from trying life on for size! And loving it.
Nug
Just a great way to start the day - a pat on your back and a smile too! Have a good one and share it.
Just a great way to start the day - a pat on your back and a smile too! Have a good one and share it.