Assumptions

[Diamond Sun]

You two should write a book. It would be like Dr. Seuss but much stranger.

 

[researchok]

Oh brother dearest
You write the clearest

I bow low to your verse
With sibling envy I curse

Ever clever witty bitties
Oh my, good grief, what rhymes with bitties??

Why brother, how it hurts you dont you know
What rhymes with bitties is cities, those places that cost big dough

Spending money or spending time
better to be in here, exhibiting your prime

smile a little, smile alot
makes no matter, if youve got good pot

 

[researchok]

You two should write a book. It would be like Dr. Seuss but much stranger.

Why on earth would you think Haggis and I are strange?

 

[Diamond Sun]

Oh, maybe it's just an assumption I've made.

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Oh brother dearest
You write the clearest

I bow low to your verse
With sibling envy I curse

Ever clever witty bitties
Oh my, good grief, what rhymes with bitties??

Why brother, how it hurts you dont you know
What rhymes with bitties is cities, those places that cost big dough

Spending money or spending time
better to be in here, exhibiting your prime

smile a little, smile alot
makes no matter, if youve got good pot

Oh, my mind is SO in the gutter
Greased with bread and rancid butter

Here I thought, and thought and thought
That 'bitties' would rhyme with nary a naught

Naught except for titties, of course
I deleted it, though, with great remorse

My brother is too naive! I said, all haughty
His tender ears to hear things so naughty!

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Oh, maybe it's just an assumption I've made.

Gut instinct, my dear DS. Often people think that we brothers are alike because he is so insane that it literally reflects off me.

Recently, I even saw a doctor about this. I told the doctor that my brother thinks he is a chicken.

The doctor said, "Well, why don't you have him committed?"

I replied, "Well, I would, but I need the eggs."