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gc

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to ease heart burn and eliminate gas.

why do kids need help the instant a mom sits down?

Why do moms sit down the instant a kid needs help?

Why do I keep answering questions with questions?
 
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karrie

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because snakes are scary enough as it is, let alone if they come running after you. God had too many animals drop dead of fright, and knowing how fragile his final creation would be, decided man simply couldn't take snakes with legs.

why don't aliens ever come knock on doors asking for volunteers like the canadian cancer society does?
 

hermanntrude

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the leader of the canadian cancer society had a quiet word with them one day and threatened to beat them up for taking his volunteers off his patch.

why does my DFT calculation have a peak at 776cm^-1?
 

karrie

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because any other peak would be sheer insanity and cause a tear in space time.

If you caused a tear in space time, what would you sew it up with?