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[fuzzylogix]

The One That Got Away

by Fuzzy, a biography of Jimmy loosely based on a boring Moyer monologue:

I went down to my fishing pond
And sat and shat all day
The time came to reel him in
But damn, he got away.

Forsooth, I cried,
in Cortez mode
Of illustrious literacy
But my rod was soft and could hold nought
And he slipped away from me.

I leaned too far o'er waters deep
I felt my dam would burst
A little trickle out did seep
To come though was the worst.

A gripping hand reached up and shook
My little member's brain
Aarghy aargh, it squeezed me hard
And I fainted from the pain.

I think I learned me lesson.
I think I know me place.
I bow down to the Cortezzzzxxxxxsss...
Of his wit, I've not a trace.

 

[El Barto]

Beave you have to write a book man:read2:
Youve got way too much material

 

[El Barto]

Fuzzy you made moyer sound awfully busy in a dirty way

 

[fuzzylogix]

Fuzzy you made moyer sound awfully busy in a dirty way

Dirty?????

I don't know WHAT you mean.http://forums.canadiancontent.net/images/smilies/angel8.gif

 

[El Barto]

yes yes yes I know your kind . sweet apperance hides the truth inside lol

 

[fuzzylogix]

yes yes yes I know your kind . sweet apperance hides the truth inside lol

I'll let you into a little secret, El Barto.

I'm a naughty little girl at times.

 

[darkbeaver]

Nicely put together fuzzy I can only wonder at the perfection of your mind, humour is the best weapon.:wave:

 

[El Barto]

I'm a hankerin for a spankerin

 

[El Barto]

I'll let you into a little secret, El Barto.

I'm a naughty little girl at times.

Dear Fuzzy logic, If I appear to be sweet at times its by accident, I tend to get sloppy when I eat dessert. Other than that I'm bad to the bone honney , ba ba ba bad.

 

[El Barto]

Hey Beave Fuzzy has gone off line . Do you think she had to take a cold shower?

 

[fuzzylogix]

Hey Beave Fuzzy has gone off line . Do you think she had to take a cold shower?

Speak for yourself!

I never take cold showers!

I prefer hot showers with lots of lathering soap.

I suddenly felt like having a hot steaming lathering massaging intensifying smoothifying shared shower last night.

That's all.

 

[El Barto]

OH and I have a dirty dirty mind eh Fuzzy. Hmmmm to many sudds in my thoughts know, first thing in the morning before my coffee and before my morning glory. I think your cruel too. well just a little.
I see your trying to get the upper hand , may even try to get on top. So was it? Shared that is or did you just washed your pet. You know cat, dog, canary, some kind of dark beaver. Didn't know that you were so influenceable...You get hot and bothered easily.:wave:
Still have the crust in my eye.

 

[darkbeaver]

A bath like that would kill me, my rubber duck and I don't even bathe together anymore.:wave:

 

[El Barto]

Holy rubber Ducky Batman

 

[jimmoyer]

Fuzzy is very very sensitive.

Her forbears came from the original rock-throwing group called the Furies out of Ancient Greece.

She'll spank you El Barto.

If she feels like it.

And now another word from our sponsors of falacious argument styles:

This method is called THE RHYME.

Pigeon holing only weak disconnected thoughts to fit the confining hole of a rhyme
often has no merit, but appears sparkly and witty to the ignorant masses.

 

[darkbeaver]

It's good to have a refined individual like yourself on the poop Jim, you sometimes throw open the forward hold and let the lower deck slobs like me witness the sun and gulp a bit of rareified salt air.:laughing7:

 

[darkbeaver]

It's good to have a refined individual like yourself on the poop Jim, you sometimes throw open the forward hold and let the lower deck slobs like me bask in the sun and gulp a bit of rareified salt air.:laughing7:

 

[darkbeaver]

It's good to have a refined individual like yourself on the poop Jim, you sometimes throw open the forward hold and let the lower deck slobs like me bask in the sun and gulp a bit of rarified salt air.:laughing7:

 

[jimmoyer]

Come forward Darkbeaver, out in to the sunshine.

Let me promote you to the poop deck.

Let us fish together for Cortexominous and Fuzzycretaceous.

You apparently have survived vigorous fishing expeditions.

 

[MikeyDB]

Hi Jim

I just don't do "formula" thinking very well.... Too much time on my hands maybe...but I tend to look at a very broad picture of existence...not the posit-reposte of "classical" argument...

I believe that everything in this world is intimately and critically connected to everything else...call it my quantum delusion if you like...

Arguement with potential to proceed to positive outcome be that awareness or perspective advantage are useful....

Argument without growth is masturbation without the pay-off...

Argument predicated on entrenched thinking and stultifying apathy/complacency is simply a voice seeking comfort in its own echo....

Have you entertained the idea of a structured debate on these forums with a panel of adjudicators to "score" the presentations?

Or has this already been done and I missed it.....probably more likely....