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fuzzylogix

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Moyer's looking for a fight
Starting arguments every night
But which method should I use
Moyer's postie to abuse?

To rebut, I'd have to read
All the posts Jim did us feed.
I think he's up to funny antics
Philosophizing just like Sanctus.

Jimmy, your brain is getting soft
Mushy milky creamy boft
Itsy whiny tishy poo
Winksy ooksy miney moo
bali youla daily mak
gippy randy issy sak.
 

darkbeaver

the universe is electric
Jan 26, 2006
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RR1 Distopia 666 Discordia
Moyer's looking for a fight
Starting arguments every night
But which method should I use
Moyer's postie to abuse?

To rebut, I'd have to read
All the posts Jim did us feed.
I think he's up to funny antics
Philosophizing just like Sanctus.

Jimmy, your brain is getting soft
Mushy milky creamy boft
Itsy whiny tishy poo
Winksy ooksy miney moo
bali youla daily mak
gippy randy issy sak.

How you doing Fuzzy:)
 

selfactivated

Time Out
Apr 11, 2006
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Moyer's looking for a fight
Starting arguments every night
But which method should I use
Moyer's postie to abuse?

To rebut, I'd have to read
All the posts Jim did us feed.
I think he's up to funny antics
Philosophizing just like Sanctus.

Jimmy, your brain is getting soft
Mushy milky creamy boft
Itsy whiny tishy poo
Winksy ooksy miney moo
bali youla daily mak
gippy randy issy sak.


LOL Goddess I missed your lymerix! Wanna do my incantation for tomorrow night?
 

jimmoyer

jimmoyer
Apr 3, 2005
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Where does the "either or" argument fit?


Quote:
"Either you're with us or you're with the terrorists"
---------------------------------posted by #juan------------------------------------------------------

Obviously a good leading question.

Dexter Sinister and maybe even you have mentioned the FALLACY OF FALSE CHOICES.

It's an old salesman's trick, leaving out the other choices.

However, I can see both sides on this one.
 

jimmoyer

jimmoyer
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Originally Posted by fuzzylogix
Moyer's looking for a fight
Starting arguments every night
But which method should I use
Moyer's postie to abuse?

To rebut, I'd have to read
All the posts Jim did us feed.
I think he's up to funny antics
Philosophizing just like Sanctus.

Jimmy, your brain is getting soft
Mushy milky creamy boft
Itsy whiny tishy poo
Winksy ooksy miney moo
bali youla daily mak
gippy randy issy sak.


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Fuzzylogix, you're even better than the viral artist formerly known as Cortez, or the artist
formerly known as Cortezzzzz, or the artist formerly known as Cortex.

Damn good polemics.

:)

 

fuzzylogix

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Apr 7, 2006
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Hello Jimmy boy.

To call my poetry polemics
Suggests I beat a sacred cow.
When really I would deem it's
Just to shock and awe and wow.

And those of us inspired by Cortessxxxzzzzsss
Can only hope to emulate
The prose and rabid fantasies
Of one whose genius is innate.
 

fuzzylogix

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Apr 7, 2006
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Fuzzylogix, let me start with....

Some come here to sit and think

Others come here to....

Oh, how disappointing, you
Falling back on piss and poo
Flushing toilets, sewer talk
Erasing thoughts like sidewalk chalk
Trembling in the shoes of weak
As into your shoes you leak
Your words and wisdom
Flush em down
Cortesssxxxzzzzz will always
Wear the crown.
 

cortex

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Aug 3, 2006
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HORATIO :Take care my lord for All moyers are giblets singing vile arse wind

LORD PINKO ( as played by Cortex): Aye, and they are hags as well.

HORATIO: yes my lord and the dark emotion now awakened by thy agreement on the matter doth enrage all
good men of merit in this right thinking land of ours .THAT foul creature ,a nauseated and nauseating conconction of half brained sop thinks that by invoking the word logic that, logic as such has been invoked NAY to that man-witch-beast from hades frolicking in his own moyer-vomit NAY to that midget of a dog...

LORD PINKO: Tranquilo Horatio..Tranquilo... let him vomit again and as such demonstrate again to the world the foulest fallacy yet known to man.

HORATIO : And that be...

LORD PINKO : That the pseudo sensical patronizing moyer- vomit by virtue of its mind numbing boredom doth qualify as fact....

HORATIO: The moyer fallacy

LORD PINKO : IT IS AN ABOMINATION!

HORATIO : LORD.... I beseech you in all that can be deemed fair ---let us not now stoop to insulting abominations... for as low as they are, the moyer -vomit tiss a universe or two fouler than any abomination yet known.

LORD PINKO : You speak truth as clear as the clearest day our fair land has as yet recieved from our one and only good god --for of all crimes ,of all difficiencies there is only one that is unforgivable by all HIGHER men and our one god only now just mentioned---

HORATIO : BOREDOM!

LORD PINKO : The very essence of which every particle the moyer-vomit is composed .

HORATIO: Then he and hell shall know each other well.
 

jimmoyer

jimmoyer
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Swing the rod back behind the shoulders.

Cast !

Weeeeeeeeee.

PLOP !!!

Ripples in the water.

Bait sinks towards the bottom of the murky swirling pool.

Strike !!!!

Reel it in.

Hoo boy....it's the BIG FISH.

Cortex fishominous !!!
 

darkbeaver

the universe is electric
Jan 26, 2006
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Archetypical story about a big fish Jim, as I saw the angling encounter that trophy fish got away with your tackle ripped a piece out of the side of your boat swallowed one of your legs and swam away free into the deep blue leaving you with an empty basket.But hey I've exagerated fishing storys myself.:laughing7::laughing7::wave: