"I find your post humorous, at best."
WELL, HEY, that's a good start. A sense of humour. Yes, Houston, we have contact.
"Since when are your opinions the final arbiter of ideas or morality?"
GOOD GRIEF, did I proclaim myself to be so? Perhaps you mean that I act like I'm the final arbiter of ideas and morality. If that's how you perceive me, I wouldn't presume to argue the point.
"Why on earth would you say I'm 'under the influence'? Its rather presumptious of you conclude that someone who disagrees with you to be 'under the influence'. I could say the same about you!"
I DIDN'T MEAN under the influence of........horrors of horrors......the sauce of inebriation, but rather under the influence of the elixir of American propaganda . As for what you can say about me, do your thing. I do find putridly foul language declasse, but never really offensive 'cause the author who puts out base stuff is incapable of better. Other than that, give me your best shot. A well crafted insult garners MY respect, however outrageously untrue it might be. (Isn't that what so many of the upper crust English are good at? she asked wistfully. )
"Do you think you speak for all Canadians?" ONLY THE THINKING ones :] ---c'mon now, don't take this all too seriously
"The statement that Americans can't think for themselves is ridiculous."
IT IS????
"What makes you think democracy here is different than in Canada?"
NO? DID I say that too? Surely I didn't imply that democracy exists in either country, did I? It doesn't you know. Democracy is an illusion made more real only by the size of your pocketbook.
"Do you propoese that Americans are incapable of making their own choices?"
WELLL, if you were to insert the word "most" between "that" and "Americans," then the answer is a resounding, YES.
"There are Quebecois-- of which I'm of the non pure laine variety-- that have ample reason to excoriate the government of Canada for it's treatment of Quebec."
YEAH, THE FRENCH REALLY did get a bad rap at the beginning, didn't they? But, I'd say the score's been evened, doncha think? I mean anybody today aiming for a federal government job is scrambling to learn ze French, n'ect ce pas? And the Language police have been strict enforcers of the language laws. And look how many English felt squeezed out of predominately English speaking neighbourhoods--most dispersing west to Ontario and beyond. And not being recognized in the Charter as a distinct society--welllll, now THAT'S a bummer, ain't it? Like in the scheme of world problems, that's an issue. Right. Vive la Quebec
"Albertans, rightly or wrongly-- it's irrelevant-- have as much right to their opinions as you. "
EXCUSE ME?! NO THEY DON'T! Any Albertan with an allegiance to either Harper and/or Klyne is persona non grata and should be immediately turfed out of Canada and sent directly to Texas. And be good, ya-all, and don't run afoul of the law. They's got special ways in Texas for dealing with you sinners.
"What makes you think Canadians are less pawns? On what do you base your statement?"
AGAIN, I ASK, did I SAY that? I don't think so. Did I imply it? Probably. Based on what? --that we've not been subjected to as much systematic propaganda as the Americans. Nevertheless, to one degree or another the majority of people worldwide are pawns of their governments. Tell the average American that he has been systematically riddled with propaganda and he'll firmly deny it. What else would you expect him to do? He's been carefully taught that the only peoples who are on the receiving end of propaganda are pinkos, reds, commies, left wingers--you know--the untouchables that Hoover and his thugs went after with such rigourous gusto. And McCarthy, bliss his pohr ignirint sole. What other country believes in its own press as much as the U.S.? Such a hoot!
"In point of fact, I will retain my Canadian citizenship, though thats none of your business. I find it interestin that you choose to deride me personally-- that speaks volumes obout your character. You know nothing about me, heven't even asked, and yet youre comfortable doing that."
OH MY, YOU REALLY ARE MAKING life hard for me. All right, retain your Canadian citizenship if you must. But I insist that should you at any time decide to return to Canada, you must first subject yourself to a complete de-briefing and re-programming treatment. Failure to comply fully will result in punitive measures taken against your person. We don't quite know what they would be--but thanks to your decision to remain in the U.S. for the present, we have some time to work on it.
Keep in mind, however, that I am a self-qualified and self-recognized American de-programmer and could be a valuale Canadian contact for you in the future. I work fast, I work cheap and in your particular case, I'd work free. What am I saying?!
"Is it any wonder that many Americans find Canadians irrelevant? Why shouldnt they-- you presume facts not in evidence, a losing proposition."
HELL, SO WHAT else is new? I can appreciate that that feeling is prevalent among your crowd. But the Americans I know--and love--are amongst those "in the know"--and bless their souls, how they cheer me on--I swear! You think such a claim is a bit of a stretch? Hmmm. O.K., so maybe they don't exactly cheer my cause. O.K., so it's not exactly a cheer; it's more nudging approval. All right already, so it's a half-assed acceptance. Sorry, Researchok, I don't backpeddle any further than that!
AS FOR MY PRESUMING FACTS not in evidence, by definition then, they are not facts. Are you suggesting instead that I made erroneous statements unsubstantiated by facts? If so, please be kind enough to point them out.
"You seem to have all the answers to everything." YEAH, I DO--somewhere along the line I got this notion that I'd make a fabulous benevolent dictator. Trust me, under my divine rule, you and yours would flourish and be happy--and so too would everyone. Delusions of grandeur? Yeah, I guess. Inviting ridicule and nasty comments? No doubt. Am I serious? What do you think?
And finally, you said, "In the real world, that makes you very suspect."