A Message from the 1%

Count_Lothian

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Twila said:
How are you going to enjoy that cognac if your nose is up? One only has to bring it down a bit, for a bit.

Really...this is why the 1% is only 1%. You may want to consider bringing in fresh blood to your proper breeding. It will help to keep your basement free of retarded relatives.
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Tecumsehsbones said:
Clearly you have not had the benefit of a proper education. One brings the cognac up to one's nose, dear. One does not bring one's nose down to. . . anything.


If we didn't have basements full of dotty relatives, we really wouldn't be the 1%, now would we?

You see, retarded relatives are simply delightful when one is a 1%er. They're only disgusting and scary in the trailer park. Like everything else in the trailer park.
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Ahh yes indeed those breeding problems.
Well as fortune would have it back home in the UK we have a little organization from which we draw from time to time to keep the gene pool running a little smoother.
it's called the National Front
National Front (UK) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Sometimes you find a coal miner's grand daughter and make her a princess.

Here have a look at these prime candidates.
 
Twila

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Tecumsehsbones said:
Clearly you have not had the benefit of a proper education. One brings the cognac up to one's nose, dear. One does not bring one's nose down to. . . anything.
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Are you going to suck it up your nose too? lol Cause that'd be worth front row seats!
 
petros

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What are the qualifiers for being in the top 1%?

What happens when rural peasants become immensely wealthy?

Does it trickle up?
 
Tecumsehsbones

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Spade said:
Perhaps we should enquire? Is there a pleasant peasant present?
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In point of fact, I was an unpleasant peasant not long ago. Unlike the good Count, I am a recent arrival (don't you DARE say "arriviste!).

Turns out that lots of money smooths the rough edges pretty quickly.

petros said:
What is top of the scale for the 99%¿
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A good question for people who can use the google machine.
 
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Tecumsehsbones said:
In point of fact, I was an unpleasant peasant not long ago. Unlike the good Count, I am a recent arrival (don't you DARE say "arriviste!).

Turns out that lots of money smooths the rough edges pretty quickly.


A good question for people who can use the google machine.
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I would use it, but my Google gloves have just been cleaned and ironed. It would be a genuine pity...
 
Count_Lothian

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Tecumsehsbones said:
In point of fact, I was an unpleasant peasant not long ago. Unlike the good Count, I am a recent arrival (don't you DARE say "arriviste!).
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It's all in the arrival my dear.

Turns out that lots of money smooths the rough edges pretty quickly.
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Yes indeed. There was this rather vulgar video in the eighties that somehow caught my fancy. Three Nubians doing the dirty on stage.

Well they made a few bob and when I saw them in interview a few years later ,they seemed to clean up rather well.

here have a look
Salt-N-Pepa - Push It - YouTube


Now looky here and tell me money is not everything.
 
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My dear Count,

I trust this letter finds you well. I, myself, have been suffering from a touch of the gout. Lady Spade insists it an occupational hazard of the fois-gras devotee.

Lady Spade also claims you are a descendant of the Merovingians. I would be delighted to discuss your family line and perhaps your suitability as a Country Club member.

I anticipate your acquaintance,
Spade
 
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Spade said:
My dear Count,

I trust this letter finds you well. I, myself, have been suffering from a touch of the gout. Lady Spade insists it an occupational hazard of the fois-gras devotee.

Lady Spade also claims you are a descendant of the Merovingians. I would be delighted to discuss your family line and perhaps your suitability as a Country Club member.

I anticipate your acquaintance,
Spade
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All I know is it sure sucks to only be in the top 95 % .
 
Count_Lothian

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Spade said:
My dear Count,

I trust this letter finds you well. I, myself, have been suffering from a touch of the gout. Lady Spade insists it an occupational hazard of the fois-gras devotee.

Lady Spade also claims you are a descendant of the Merovingians. I would be delighted to discuss your family line and perhaps your suitability as a Country Club member.

I anticipate your acquaintance,
Spade
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Dearest Sir Spade,
The Count is well.

It is with little regret that Count Lothian has not the time to discuss his suitability. There are many claims made about Count Lothian . None of any interest.

In regards to your ailment it's due to uremic acid and best dealt with a diuretic , no matter what anyone tells you. The late Duchess of Lower Slobovia once commented in public as you.

His Illustriousness,
Count Lothian
 
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