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None of it makes any sense to me. Why did Gawd demand a death to "save" everybody? Way I understand it, Gawd made the rules, and Gawd can change the rules. So if Gawd wants folk to be saved, why don't he just say "OK, everybody's saved?"

You know when you're healthy, then you get sick, then (hopefully) you get healthy again? You say you "got better." Kinda like that. Jesus was alive, then he was dead, then he was alive again. Assuming "alive" is better than "dead," he got better. Leastways that's what your Really Old Book...

Pranking the satellites, enit? You Saskatchwaners (Saskatchewanites? Saskatchewanoids? Saskatchewhatevers?) are such a bunch of scamps!

Having successfully avoided the films, that meant very little to me.

We're bad boyz, to be sure.

We couldn't do it without you! Thanks, Canada!

We do enjoy stirring shit up. . .

When clearly it's all True Dope's fault.

Somehow you can think whatever you feel like. Nuclear weapons have been used in warfare exactly twice. They were effective. They saved Japan.

As it should be! Vive l'Acadien!

That's what I like. . . law-abiding rock throwers!

To be fair, you seem to think everything expresses our collective and individual need for redemption.

That's what your Really Old Book says. You seem convinced it's the unalloyed Truth.

So? Jesus was a man. All men die. He got better.

We have the same problem: hoi polloi using their ill-considered freedom to inconvenience their masters. Like Extreme Court Injustice Brett "Beer-Bong" Kavanaugh. The peasants are truly revolting. They smell bad and make noise.

So, it doesn't end loneliness or enslavement or irrelevance or misunderstanding? Just the fear of them? Heck, dope'll do that, and a lot cheaper!

Mating season?

The ones we used on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were pretty effective.

Makes sense. There's an absolute right and absolute wrong. Certainly makes it easier if you dehumanize the enemy.

"I don't know anybody who lives at the airport." --George Carlin