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Oops, my bad. Turns out Virginia got all commie-shoshulist-librul in 2021. They're gonna have to truck him all the way to Kentucky or Indiana for his Covid vaccine.

Yeah, kinda comes with that whole "for-profit private enterprise" thing. I'm surprised they still allow it in the People's Republic of Canadaski.

It's a great place to die.

They abolished it in 2004. Looks like Cletus is in the running to win an all-expenses paid trip to Virginia!

My point is utterly beyond you, so take this opportunity to whatabout to your heart's content.

Yep. And no Canadian PMs. So I guess True Dope's in the clear on that one.

Wow, didn't see that comin'. . .

Fun Fact: When a person is tried in a Federal court, convicted, and sentenced to death, if it's in a state that does not have a death penalty, the Federal government will move the convict to a Federal prison in state that does have the death penalty, and execute the convict there (provided the...

Politician-to-English translation: I'm barely smart enough to stay the hell outta this one.

Y'know, y'all need to come up with a standard.

So pop a few pills you bought from a guy on the streetcorner, stick your gun in your waistband, and go for a drive. Just don't shovel snow, cuz that's dangerous!

I'm not sure the maunderings and ramblings of that shithead can be called a "speech."

Yeah, they don't for Clarence Thomas either.

Wow, you Canadians are tougher than. . . you are.

What year?

I'm chuckling at all the old "REALLY long extension cord" smart-ass remarks. . .

It'll be at 4:30 Eastern Standard Time on Monday. Looks like 3:30 in Regina. Best excuse ever for skipping school!

I know the Buffalo Bills have a lot of Canadian fans. Their playoff game against the Pittsburgh Steelers has just been officially moved from 1:00 p.m. tomorrow to 4:30 Monday. If you know anybody who was planning on attending, ring 'em up.

Don't know about in Canaduh, but they got public money down here. They also got special laws in the form of eminent domain. The airlines also got public money. Not to mention certain public assistance to their operations. Like airports.

Yeah! Like the railroads! Boy howdy, were THEY ever a dumb idea!